Quizmaster on Irish TV: "If I gave you six rabbits today and three rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?" Paddy: "10!" "No, no," says the quizmaster, "try again. If I gave you six chickens today and three chickens tomorrow, how many chickens would you have?" Paddy says "9!" "Correct!" says the quizmaster. "So let's try again! If I gave you six rabbits today and three rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?" "10" says Paddy. "Why do you keep saying 10?" asks the quizmaster. "Cos I've already got a rabbit at home," says Paddy.

Oh no.  My Dog, Minton, has eaten all my shuttlecocks...….

Bad Minton!

Got locked out of the park yesterday.  Luckily I had my step son with me.

This symbol just appeared on my dashboard. Do I get 3 wishes?

4 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Do I get 3 wishes?

 

Yes at least 3 and maybe more.   

You get to wish for  a clean taxi .

You get to wish your mechanic rebuilds your engine before rainy season

 and best of all

 you get to wish your wife would stop screaming at you for not checking your oil properly                                              

5 minutes ago, Seth1a2a said:

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Stuck for something for your beloved this Christmas ??

 

This list has something for everyone !!

 

 

 

You’re welcome !

 Finding your true self

 

I put some Christmas lights on the palm tree in front of my house.  Looks like it was a good idea, as everyone keeps stopping to take a photo:

 

Even my cheap neighbour is getting the Christmas spirit:

2 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Even my cheap neighbour is getting the Christmas spirit:

Being cheap, I suppose it didn't cost much to change 'grotto' to "ditto'.