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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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May be a doodle of text that says "WANT To KNOW WHO YOU HATE THE MOST. THAT'S GOTTA BE my EX-WIFE, WHY? AM CURSED GENIE WILL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES BUT WHAT YOU WISH YOUR WILL GET DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OK. I WISH FOR A BILLION DOLLARS. GRANTED, BUT YOUR EX-WIFE GETS TWO BILLION DOLLARS. NOW MAKE YOUR FINAL WISH. SEE THIS SHOVEL? I'D LIKE YOU BEAT ME HALF DEATH WITH IT. WISH FOR MANSION WITH SWIMMING POOL AND TENNIS COURTS. GRANTED. BUT YOUR EX-WIFE GETS TWO."

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May be an illustration of text that says "CAN INTEREST YOU IN SOME JEWELRY TODAY? HERE S ONE FOR FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. YES. LOOKING FOR SPECI RING FOR GIRLFRIEND. DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTA WANT SOME SOMETHING THING VERY SPECIAL. HERE'S STUNNING AT ONLY FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS. WE'LL TAKE IT! HOW WILL YOU BE PAYING? CHECK. MONDAY MORNING THERE' NO MONEY IN THAT ACCOUNT. KNOW MAKE SURE THE CHECK GOOD so I'LL WRITE IT NOW CAN HEAN MONDAY TO VERIFY I'LL PICK UP THE RING MONDAY AFTERNOON. KNOW. .BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE THE WEEKEND HAD? The Goa"

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May be an image of text that says "HI, HONEY! HOW WAS YOUR DATE? NOT TOO GOOD, MOM. WHAT HAPPENED? : TIM PROPOSED τΟ ME AN HOUR AGO! www.GrogComics.com BECAUSE He ALSO TOLD ME THAT He IS AN ATHEIST. MOM, HE DOESN'T BELIEVE THERE'S A HELL! THEN WHY ARE YOU so SAD? MARRY HIM, ANYWAY! BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, WE'LL SHOW HIM HOW WRONG He IS! The Gog"

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I used to go out with a Welsh girl with 36 double d's.
I could never pronounce her name.

I met this girl at the weekend and took her home to meet my dad. He whispered to me, "Where the fek did you get her from son? She's cross-eyed, bow-legged, and she's got no teeth!"
I replied, "There's no need to whisper Dad. She's deaf as well!"

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I asked my wife if the cup was half full or half empty.
She told me: For the last time, stop wearing my bras.

The bad news; my dog bit my wife so I had to have her put down.

The good news; I can walk the dog to the pub now without getting nagged when we get home.

 

 

 

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