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I was sitting on a crowded bus last week when a young woman climbed aboard. She was quite out of breath and shouted, “Can anybody give up their seat for a pregnant lady?”

I thought I had better do the gentlemanly thing and gave her mine.

A kindly old lady was next to her and asked, “How long have you been pregnant, Dear?”

She answered, “Ten minutes - And doesn’t it make you tired?!”