A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple vodka. He downs it in one, and orders another. He downs that in one and orders yet a 3rd one

“Before you get too drunk,” says the barman, “do you not think that talking about your problem might help?”

The guy sighs, “I suppose you’re right. Here goes - I got home early from work and caught my wife in bed having sex with my best friend.”

“Ouch! Not cool.” says the barman, “What did you do?”

“I lost my temper, I called my wife every vile name I could think of, told her to pack her bags and get the hell out of my house, I’m filing for divorce.”

“And how about your best friend? What did you do to him?”

“I rolled up the newspaper, whacked him on the nose and said ‘Bad dog, Rover, bad dog,.

Another "really couldn't make this today" 😞