A Frenchman and an English man were in an old-fashioned barber shop getting a shave.

When finished with the Frenchman, the first barber reaches for the aftershave.  "No, no," said the Frenchie, "my wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"

The other barber says to the English bloke, "How about you?"  

"Go ahead, "he replies, "my wife doesn't know what a whorehouse smells like."

A dictator walks into a bar.

And orders everyone around.

The pilot announced, "We're landing in half an hour."

 

Then he forgot to turn off the microphone. He told the pilot sitting next to him, "Now I'll have a hot cup of tea and then kiss the air hostess."

 

Hearing this, the air hostess ran to turn off the microphone and tripped over a child's feet, falling.

 

The child said, "You're in a hurry."

Didn't you hear that he will drink tea first?

 

 

 

 

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