6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Reminds me of my Scottish friend Stuart who regaled us with a story of him with a mate on two trials bikes sat atop a mountain in Scotland . They were eating sandwiches when a hand appeared over one of the rocks at the edge. The climber was very surprised to see two guys on motorcycles on the top of a a mountain.

1 minute ago, BLMFem said:

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4 minutes ago, still kicking said:

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It seems like most of the people that post, do not look at what other people post.

Four women meet at their 30-year class reunion. One goes to the restroom while the other three start talking about their successful sons.

First lady: My son studied economics, became a banker, and is so rich he gave his best friend a Ferrari.

Second lady: My son became a pilot, started his own airline, and is so rich he gave his best friend a jet.

Third lady: My son became an engineer, started his own development company, and is so rich he built his best friend a castle.

The fourth lady returns from the restroom and asks what the buzz is about.

They tell her they were talking about how successful their sons were and ask about her son.

Fourth lady: My son is gay and works at a gay bar.

The other three ladies, feeling sorry for her, ask if she is disappointed with her son for not having a successful career.

Fourth lady: Oh no! He's doing fine. Last week for his birthday he got a Ferrari, a jet, and a castle from three of his boyfriends.

1 hour ago, still kicking said:

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See? I told you. ^ Just posted a day of two agout

Brilliant.😂

I remember a skit on British TV from Kenny Everett who could be a bit controversial at times and I wondered how this got past the censors at the time......

Kenny Everett tries to get into an exclusive club in London, but the doormen stops him from entering, saying, "members only here sir".

Then the doormen says, "you're not from round here are you?".

Everett replies, "no I'm a country member".

To which the doormen replies, "oh yes I remember".