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Residents in the Khao Talo atea and motorists using the Khao Talo railway crossing have been advised that a major road safety emergency exercise will take place on 13 July 2025, between 08:00 and 12:00. Wat Yan Sang Wararam Hospital, working with relevant agencies, will conduct a joint drill designed to improve the prevention of and response to road traffic accidents at the railway crossing. The exercise will involve a realistic emergency simulation, with ambulances, advanced life support vehic
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I asked a few months back about a fit to fly certificate for my (now 95 years young) neighbour. Sadly, due to his age and failing health, a realisation has set in, for him and his family, that staying here for his final days may be his better option. Right now his family are funding full time care in his own condo, but are now contemplating if a care home would be a better option. Can anyone recommend any places local to Pattaya? And, if possible, approximate costs for a live in resident in
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Nigel Farage has declared earning £270,000 for promoting gold bullion, making it the largest outside payment he has registered since entering Parliament and reigniting scrutiny over his lucrative earnings beyond Westminster. The Reform UK leader disclosed the payment in the latest Register of Members' Financial Interests, stating it was for work as a brand ambassador for Direct Bullion over a three-month period, averaging around four hours a month. Gold Deal Sparks Political Fire The declaratio
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Over 300,000 kids bunk off school, seemingly more interested in football than education. I wonder if these are the same kids the rightwing pearl clutchers insist are being discriminated against in schools? https://www.theguardian.com/education/2026/jul/06/thousands-of-children-absent-from-school-in-wake-of-overnight-england-world-cup-win
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No military draft in the US? Think again!
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Abridged from source. Source in title. [Opinion. Oh, yeah, I get it: The USA doesn’t have a draft, right? Guess again! However, Commander Bone Spurs has just realised how much more unpopular a new draft could make him look. Let’s take a look at “automatic” registration collected from govt databases by DOGE and other agencies. However, is it really possible to track any individual down? We’re all pretty mobile. Selective Service is terminally broken. Failure to register can result in refusal
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trumps poo flown back from turkey

3NUMBAS · Wednesday at 11:52 AM1 day

As the US top dog Donald Trump touches down in the Turkish capital of Ankara for the NATO Leaders Summit - along with around 1,400 of his minions - a very strange tradition is raising its head once again. Everything that the charismatic 80-year-old relieves his body of will not touch foreign soil. Instead, it'll be collected in his personal toilet system, watched hawk-like by accompanying members of the Secret Service with pegs on their nose. But what in God's name is this all about? https://w
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It won’t apply to you, you’r a farang 😬😂🤣
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There is "play" in one of your bathroom faucets. It is most likely a ball valve. When the pressure is high/normal the pressure against the "ball" keeps the valve sealed. When the pressure is marginal there is not enough pressure to keep the valve completely sealed..
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fredwiggy replied to Rockyroad's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub

Where do you think students continue learning after schooling, along with in the schools? Books written by top psychologists and psychiatrists aren't random. If you don't understand , why bother commenting unless it's personal? Assuming I can't tell reality from fantasy shows you haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about, as those are the books I studied and you didn't.
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I was in a government hospital recently for a week. A private room and great care. I didn't pay 1 baht before leaving and then the final bill was 16000 baht.
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What life lessons can we learn from the Thais? There is the respect of elders. There is being humble.
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What lifestyle do you live?
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Do you pay a monthly salary to your partner?
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