As married couples get older, they tend to have more doggie style sex. He sits up and begs, she rolls over and plays dead.

6 hours ago, VBF said:

Absolutely!

How very dare they!!!!

Who Dares, Wins.

3 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

Who Dares, Wins.

Thanks Rodney 😁

Two nuns were in the back of the convent smoking cigarettes when one said, "It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so that Mother Superior doesn't find them."

The second nun said, "I've found a marvelous invention called the condom, which works really well for this problem. You just open the packet, take out the condom, put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it later!"

The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could get some of these condoms.

The second nun said, "You get them at the drug store, Sister. Just go and ask the pharmacist for them." The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter.

"Good morning, Sister," said the pharmacist. "What can I do for you today?"

"I'd like some condoms please," said the nun.

The pharmacist was a little taken aback but recovered soon enough and asked, "How many boxes would you like? There are 12 to a box."

"I'll take six boxes. That should last about a week," said the nun.

The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time and was almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism prevailed and he asked in a clear voice, "Sister, what size condoms would you like? We have large, extra large, and big liar size."

The sister thought for a minute and finally said, "I'm not certain. Perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel?"