Skip to content

View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Thailand News and Discussion Forum | ASEANNOW

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS

Tap the Share icon in Safari
Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
Tap Add in the top-right corner.

To install this app on Android

Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
Confirm by tapping Install.

Thailand News and Discussion Forum | ASEANNOW

Thailand News and Discussion Forum | ASEANNOW

Sign In

Email Address

Password

Remember me
Not recommended on shared computers

Forgot your password?

Or sign in with...
Sign Up

Worst Joke Ever 2026

Followers

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

1
1
3

Replies 88.6k
Views 4.2m
Created 17 yr17 yr
Last Reply 21 min21 min

Top Posters In This Topic

ballpoint 22,166 posts
WorriedNoodle 9,166 posts
Zyxel 7,329 posts
roo860 5,883 posts

Popular Days

Most Popular Posts

scottiejohn

December 6, 20187 yr
scottiejohn

December 7, 20187 yr
chickenslegs

December 4, 20187 yr

An Amish family decides to go to New York for the first Time in their lives; Mother, Father and their son. They go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the

Posted Images

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

1
7

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

3

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

2
1

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

2
1

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

1
8

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

9

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

4

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

3

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

1
8

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

2
3

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

5

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

2
4

April 19Apr 19

2

April 19Apr 19

2

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

1
2
4

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

4

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

1
8

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

9

April 19Apr 19

Popular Post

4

April 20Apr 20

Popular Post

3

April 20Apr 20

2

April 20Apr 20

Popular Post

2
1
1
6

April 20Apr 20

Popular Post

6

April 20Apr 20

2

April 20Apr 20

Popular Post

1
3

April 20Apr 20

Popular Post

2
1
1
2

April 20Apr 20

Rings a bell ??? Anyone???

April 20Apr 20

Popular Post

1
4

April 20Apr 20

Popular Post

On 4/19/2026 at 9:49 AM, xylophone said:
I remember a skit on British TV from Kenny Everett who could be a bit controversial at times and I wondered how this got past the censors at the time......
Kenny Everett tries to get into an exclusive club in London, but the doormen stops him from entering, saying, "members only here sir".
Then the doormen says, "you're not from round here are you?".
Everett replies, "no I'm a country member".
To which the doormen replies, "oh yes I remember".

What, this Kenny Everett you mean?

As if there was another!

3
1

Create an account or sign in to comment

Register a new account

Sign In Now

Go to topic listing

No registered users viewing this page.

Replies 88.6k
Views 4.2m
Created 17 yr17 yr
Last Reply 21 min21 min

Top Posters In This Topic

ballpoint 22,166 posts
WorriedNoodle 9,166 posts
Zyxel 7,329 posts
roo860 5,883 posts

Popular Days

Most Popular Posts

scottiejohn

December 6, 20187 yr
scottiejohn

December 7, 20187 yr
chickenslegs

December 4, 20187 yr

An Amish family decides to go to New York for the first Time in their lives; Mother, Father and their son. They go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the

Posted Images

Road Safety Drill Planned at Khao Talo Rail Crossing
Pattaya

Traffic
Road Safety Drill Planned at Khao Talo Rail Crossing

Georgealbert · 4 hours ago4 hr

Residents in the Khao Talo atea and motorists using the Khao Talo railway crossing have been advised that a major road safety emergency exercise will take place on 13 July 2025, between 08:00 and 12:00. Wat Yan Sang Wararam Hospital, working with relevant agencies, will conduct a joint drill designed to improve the prevention of and response to road traffic accidents at the railway crossing. The exercise will involve a realistic emergency simulation, with ambulances, advanced life support vehic
- 6 replies
- 121 views
Georgealbert

4 hours ago4 hr

Guderian

20 minutes ago20 min

Care / residential / retirement home?
Pattaya

Care / residential / retirement home?

Johnlkuk · 14 hours ago14 hr

I asked a few months back about a fit to fly certificate for my (now 95 years young) neighbour. Sadly, due to his age and failing health, a realisation has set in, for him and his family, that staying here for his final days may be his better option. Right now his family are funding full time care in his own condo, but are now contemplating if a care home would be a better option. Can anyone recommend any places local to Pattaya? And, if possible, approximate costs for a live in resident in
- 14 replies
- 472 views
Johnlkuk

14 hours ago14 hr

jas007

28 minutes ago28 min

No military draft in the US? Think again!
What the Papers are Saying

No military draft in the US? Think again!

unblocktheplanet · 19 hours ago19 hr

Abridged from source. Source in title. [Opinion. Oh, yeah, I get it: The USA doesn’t have a draft, right? Guess again! However, Commander Bone Spurs has just realised how much more unpopular a new draft could make him look. Let’s take a look at “automatic” registration collected from govt databases by DOGE and other agencies. However, is it really possible to track any individual down? We’re all pretty mobile. Selective Service is terminally broken. Failure to register can result in refusal
- 8 replies
- 303 views
unblocktheplanet

19 hours ago19 hr

Priorexpat

3 minutes ago3 min

Over 300,000 kids bunk off school - England World Cup
What the Papers are Saying

Over 300,000 kids bunk off school - England World Cup

Chomper Higgot · Tuesday at 08:18 AM3 days

Over 300,000 kids bunk off school, seemingly more interested in football than education. I wonder if these are the same kids the rightwing pearl clutchers insist are being discriminated against in schools? https://www.theguardian.com/education/2026/jul/06/thousands-of-children-absent-from-school-in-wake-of-overnight-england-world-cup-win
- 62 replies
- 633 views
Chomper Higgot

Tuesday at 08:18 AM3 days

JonnyF

3 minutes ago3 min

Farage banks £270k gold deal as Labour turns up heat
What the Papers are Saying

Politics
Farage banks £270k gold deal as Labour turns up heat

bannork · July 3Jul 3

Nigel Farage has declared earning £270,000 for promoting gold bullion, making it the largest outside payment he has registered since entering Parliament and reigniting scrutiny over his lucrative earnings beyond Westminster. The Reform UK leader disclosed the payment in the latest Register of Members' Financial Interests, stating it was for work as a brand ambassador for Direct Bullion over a three-month period, averaging around four hours a month. Gold Deal Sparks Political Fire The declaratio
- 102 replies
- 1,311 views
bannork

July 3Jul 3

Chomper Higgot

23 minutes ago23 min

trumps poo flown back from turkey
What the Papers are Saying

trumps poo flown back from turkey

3NUMBAS · Wednesday at 07:52 PM1 day

As the US top dog Donald Trump touches down in the Turkish capital of Ankara for the NATO Leaders Summit - along with around 1,400 of his minions - a very strange tradition is raising its head once again. Everything that the charismatic 80-year-old relieves his body of will not touch foreign soil. Instead, it'll be collected in his personal toilet system, watched hawk-like by accompanying members of the Secret Service with pegs on their nose. But what in God's name is this all about? https://w
- 46 replies
- 772 views
3NUMBAS

Wednesday at 07:52 PM1 day

Stocky

43 minutes ago43 min

Show More

Word Association - 2026
Word Association - 2026

ColeBOzbourne replied to CharlieH's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub

Away
- Just now1 min
- 7,427 replies
Word Association - 2026
Word Association - 2026

Tarteso replied to CharlieH's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub

That
- Just now1 min
- 7,427 replies
Rogan Says Trump ‘Might’ve F---ed It Up’ With Iran War
Rogan Says Trump ‘Might’ve F---ed It Up’ With Iran War

Front Row replied to webfact's topic in World News - Discussion

“Might have” is doing some extremely heavy lifting here. I’m not worried. Jared will fix it. /s 😏
- 1 minute ago1 min
- 13 replies
Thainess
Thainess

atpeace replied to Rockyroad's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub

You have never been attacked by Thais online but that is because you are a not a native Thai speaker on their forums. In real life you also aren't attached by foreigners. It is an online issue and I think people expose their true self because they have no restaints.
- 1 minute ago1 min
- 57 replies

Thainess
ASEAN NOW Community Pub

Thainess

Rockyroad · 20 hours ago20 hr

What life lessons can we learn from the Thais? There is the respect of elders. There is being humble.
- 57 replies
- 1,037 views
Rockyroad

20 hours ago20 hr

atpeace

2 minutes ago2 min

Lifestyle
ASEAN NOW Community Pub

Lifestyle

Rockyroad · Tuesday at 09:01 AM2 days

What lifestyle do you live?
- 122 replies
- 2,953 views
Rockyroad

Tuesday at 09:01 AM2 days

fredwiggy

6 minutes ago6 min

How much do you pay your girlfriend/wife
ASEAN NOW Community Pub

How much do you pay your girlfriend/wife

Rockyroad · Tuesday at 04:32 AM2 days

Do you pay a monthly salary to your partner?
- 621 replies
- 9,712 views
Rockyroad

Tuesday at 04:32 AM2 days

ColeBOzbourne

1 hour ago1 hr

Where:

Search:

Date Created:

Use:

Last Updated:

Chrome (Android)

Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
Tap Permissions → Notifications.
Adjust your preference.

Chrome (Desktop)

Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
Select Site settings.
Find Notifications and adjust your preference.