Nothing stolen - but burglar in Chonburi leaves a pooh as a souvenir

[webfact]

Nothing stolen - but burglar in Chonburi leaves a pooh as a souvenir

 

Picture: Sanook

 

Sanook reported that a suspected burglar preying on a Chonburi housing estate stole nothing after being disturbed. 

 

But he left a souvenir for one woman at a block of flats - a pooh that she had to clear up. 

 

Chonburi cops went to the Rung Taweesap housing estate in the night after a woman called Luck, 56, saw a man on the roof of her house.

 

She scared him off and called the police. 

 

A woman in a nearby block of flats called Orn said that the burglar had tried to steal from her. 

 

He had got nothing but defecated behind her property. 

 

She called on the police to catch him before he returned to try to steal again. 

 

Source: Sanook

 

-- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2019-01-04

[RotMahKid]

He left his DNA behind, save it in the database....hmmm arai na?

[edwinchester]

2 hours ago, RotMahKid said:

He left his DNA behind, save it in the database....hmmm arai na?

Exactly what a professional police force would do. Happened in the UK when a friend of mines house was burgled and a Scene of Crime Officer took a sample in the hope of obtaining DNA. There was a serial burglar in the area who left a few turds in the houses he robbed. Didn't flush the toilet as he didn't want to be heard.

[worgeordie]

4 hours ago, webfact said:

She called on the police to catch him before he returned to try to steal again. 

To steal or take a shit maybe both.

regards worgeordie

[jacko45k]

When you gotta go......

[thaimelody]

surely pooh with an h would mean

Edited January 4, 2019 by thaimelody

[thaimelody]

Now I am aware of the saying "does a bear s*1t in the woods" but pooing a pooh would just be silly, painful and quite possibly both

Edited January 4, 2019 by thaimelody

[thaimelody]

or given the lady's name: "s*1t out of luck" would be a better headline

[thaimelody]

She scared him? I would go further and say she scared the s*hit out of him

 

I could go on but I'm out of poop jokes

[thaimelody]

Just one more...

 

Mexican hat, replica of Eiffel tower, T-shirt with Beer Chang on the front, Vietnamese style wicker hat, crabs for Pattaya ... all pretty bad but this man tops it all off of S*1t souvenirs

Edited January 4, 2019 by thaimelody

[observer90210]

Maybe the thief was marking his territory with a good dump ? I mean some animals do pee here and there,  to define their usufruit !! ????

[Lokie]

Mate who was x Manchester CID officer years ago said when they investigated burglaries if thieves had left a calling card it normally pointed towards younger offenders (apparently they get excited getting in and just take a dump on the floor) he said was a regular occurrence - unless it was a really serial $ h iTTer? lol

[Justgrazing]

12 hours ago, webfact said:

But he left a souvenir for one woman at a block of flats - a pooh that she had to clear up. 

So the Feds have got something solid to go on yes .?

[seahorse]

6 hours ago, Lokie said:

Mate who was x Manchester CID officer years ago said when they investigated burglaries if thieves had left a calling card it normally pointed towards younger offenders (apparently they get excited getting in and just take a dump on the floor) he said was a regular occurrence - unless it was a really serial $ h iTTer? lol

Yes, it's quite common. 

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1980/10/10/Science-Today-Burglars-say-nervous-tension-is-part-of-the-game/3485339998400/

 

[YTP]

Guess it was his special way of saying "f*** you, I'll be back"

[quandow]

Warms the heart to see someone still DOES give a shit.

[Ctkong]

19 hours ago, worgeordie said:

To steal or take a shit maybe both.

regards worgeordie

Guy is losing his shit literally.