A true story of an electrician.

The homeowner was delighted with the way the electrician had done all the work on his house. "You did a great job." he said and handed the man a cheque. "Also, in order to thank-you, here's an extra £80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie."

Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the electrician. Thinking the electrician had forgotten something the man asked, "What's the matter, did you forget something?" "Nope." replied the electrician. "I'm just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked." 

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