That was a long flight.

 

Atlanta to Toronto (them french folk got a different word for everything), Toronto to Hong Kong, stoop to stoop about 35 hours.

 

Four great days in Hong Kong. Enus bought a new suit, tailor said the color he chose was so rare he had to order it special.

 

We ate at this place (can't remember the name) but they had the best roasted piglets I have ever had, the little legs pulled right off. Anyway the best part was the whole place was decorated in purple, it reminded me of the decorations when Enus married his 3^rd wife Dixie Sue. Purple everywhere. Dixie was a really nice gal, but she ran off with the local preacher man.

 

Well, me and Enus arrive last night in Patong and we're all settled in at La Flora.

 

Hell yeah brother, this place is really nice. The towels on the bed are folded like giant, white, long neck chickens. Enus out the pool right now, he forgot his swim trunks so he's in his underwear. He said he's gonna stay in there until the rash he got at a night club in HK wears off.

 

We're gonna stay close to home, enjoy our pool and room service for a few days and recover from HK. After 100s of Tsingtao beers, we're more tired than a rooster in a hen house.

 

Anyone know where to get one them K Bob things?

While I appreciate the dukes of Hazzard references, the writing and execution are abysmal. 

 

Comic fail. 

That was a long flight.

 

Atlanta to Toronto (them french folk got a different word for everything), Toronto to Hong Kong, stoop to stoop about 35 hours.

 

Four great days in Hong Kong. Enus bought a new suit, tailor said the color he chose was so rare he had to order it special.

 

We ate at this place (can't remember the name) but they had the best roasted piglets I have ever had, the little legs pulled right off. Anyway the best part was the whole place was decorated in purple, it reminded me of the decorations when Enus married his 3^rd wife Dixie Sue. Purple everywhere. Dixie was a really nice gal, but she ran off with the local preacher man.

 

Well, me and Enus arrive last night in Patong and we're all settled in at La Flora.

 

Hell yeah brother, this place is really nice. The towels on the bed are folded like giant, white, long neck chickens. Enus out the pool right now, he forgot his swim trunks so he's in his underwear. He said he's gonna stay in there until the rash he got at a night club in HK wears off.

 

We're gonna stay close to home, enjoy our pool and room service for a few days and recover from HK. After 100s of Tsingtao beers, we're more tired than a rooster in a hen house.

 

Anyone know where to get one them K Bob things?

Good to have back boys!!!
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20 minutes ago, metempsychotic said:

While I appreciate the dukes of Hazzard references, the writing and execution are abysmal. 

 

Comic fail. 

I enjoyed it.

36 minutes ago, metempsychotic said:

While I appreciate the dukes of Hazzard references, the writing and execution are abysmal. 

 

Comic fail. 

maybe if the sentences were broken down into sub-Coltranes...

21 minutes ago, stevenl said:

I enjoyed it.

Hes from NY pretending. No one but a NYer uses the word "stoop"

47 minutes ago, metempsychotic said:

While I appreciate the dukes of Hazzard references, the writing and execution are abysmal. 

 

Comic fail. 

Man in Bkk unimpressed by post about Phuket.

 

Classic fail!

1 hour ago, Cooters Bait said:

That was a long flight.

Hell fire! look who is back. Hee haw! you boys goin' to Patong?

 

Be careful of them lady boys. They might think you have a purty mouth.

 

   

Cooter's back! Brilliant!

I can see a thread from a Queensland bogan is needed on TV. This Americanisation is going too far.

1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

I can see a thread from a Queensland bogan is needed on TV. This Americanisation is going too far.

Aussie Bogan's are nowhere near as funny as American red-necks.

10 minutes ago, Joe Mcseismic said:

Aussie Bogan's are nowhere near as funny as American red-necks.

Rednecks aren't funny, they brought the world Trump. Was funny initially but the joke wore off.

29 minutes ago, Spidey said:

Rednecks aren't funny

Well.....Cooter and Enus are hilarious.

 

If red-necks brought us Trump, which they didn't, unless you think that just under half of the US voting population are red-necks, then whomever did, brought the rest of the world the best and funniest soap-opera ever!

7 hours ago, Joe Mcseismic said:

Aussie Bogan's are nowhere near as funny as American red-necks.

Aussie humour is more dry and understated. Americans catch on to it - eventually.

2 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Aussie humour is more dry and understated. Americans catch on to it - eventually.

You misunderstand. I think red-necks are far more fun to laugh at than bogans.

yeah well "Boss hog" isa watchin ! Mind how ya go !

20 hours ago, roo860 said:

Enus out the pool right now, he forgot his swim trunks so he's in his underwear.

 

Shake and Bake. baby!

5 minutes ago, Joe Mcseismic said:

You misunderstand. I think red-necks are far more fun to laugh at than bogans.

You may be right. Check this out. I understand it went down quite well in the USA.

 

 

Nah......that's a TV show. Doesn't count. Has to be real life.

This is recent and real life.

 

 

1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

Aussie humour is more dry and understated. Americans catch on to it - eventually.

I havent met a funny Aussie yet to catch on...

On ‎2‎/‎13‎/‎2019 at 7:30 PM, Nyezhov said:

Hes from NY pretending. No one but a NYer uses the word "stoop"

That making sense. My Grandma was from NY and she said stoop all time, so, so did I. Ya learn something new each day. Thanks for the lesson brother.

23 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

Hell fire! look who is back. Hee haw! you boys goin' to Patong?

 

Be careful of them lady boys. They might think you have a purty mouth.

 

   

Like I said, we ain't got no time for them girls with a kickstand.

 

4 hours ago, CharlieH said:

yeah well "Boss hog" isa watchin ! Mind how ya go !

Howdy Boss. Anyone ever tell you, you look like the cat from Them Sopranos?

Well, me and Enus headed out early this morning. Took a walk down Patong Beach.

 

Enus has this thing about “going natural” so he wore his bare feet and no underwear.

 

Walking near the PATONG BEACH sign Enus stepped in a bublin hot mess of gum. He dancin around like a ballerina in a room full of mouse traps. He ended up buying some Crac Brand flip flops for 500 Bht. Lady said these were authentic.

 

I havent met a funny Aussie yet to catch on...

Sir Les Patterson!! Legend!

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34 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Sir Les Patterson!! Legend!

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I'm thinking of him and Nyezhov as soulmates.......

Sir Les is far more sophisticated!!!

I'm thinking of him and Nyezhov as soulmates.......

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4 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

I havent met a funny Aussie yet to catch on...

Try Jim Jeffries. Here you go.

 

 

I'll let you check out part 2.

 

Cooter, can you tell us a little bit about your sister. Is she a good kisser ? What position does she like ?

Kevin bloody Wilson

I havent met a funny Aussie yet to catch on...

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