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Posted
15 minutes ago, Crossy said:

Well it's definitely digital.

 

Entertaining?? Sometimes.

 

EDIT By "digital" does our OP mean "middle digit"?

 

 

I, personally, use my thumb. But, then again, I always post from my phone.

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I like to think of Thai Visa as a source of good information, and also a venue for extracting the urine.

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Its my chance to speak english. There are 11 other guys here that are pretty smart too.

 

Once I head back to Blighty, I can haunt the food Topics to give helpful advice such as...Looking for a good steak in Phitsanalok are you? Well I dont know about there, but here I am at Ruth Cris's having a 48oz Ribeye, Medium Rare........have a pic, see......nomnomnom

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Posted
1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

Just another example of my good taste. Impossible to explain to someone who is not Australian, like trying to explain sex to a eunuch.

or culture to an Australian? 

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Posted
28 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

What is it about Americans that they obsess on size? 48 oz ribeye? Really? Steaks, mammaries, butts, vehicles, desserts - they all have to be jumbo. Were you all bottle-fed as babies? It's one explanation for your sense of deprivation, and ensuing compensation.

Jealousy does not suit you O Great Humongous. Anything less than 48 oz isnt a steak, its an appetiser.

 

How many Americans are there that speak English? How many descendants-of-the-dregs-of-an-effete-washedup-world-power there in the Great Karoo speak a variation of the mother tongue? Yep. Dialect. Sort of like those inbred dudes in W. Virginia. Dialect.

Posted
27 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Just another example of my good taste. Impossible to explain to someone who is not Australian, like trying to explain sex to a eunuch.

Yeah lift that Shirazz pinky and have a mouthful of the same stuff that your forebearers used to make grog with when locked up in Port Arthur......you can take the country out of the prison, but you cant take the prison out of the country! 

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Posted
1 hour ago, jvs said:

What i see lately is too many posts by (so called)new members

who all have a story that is too far fetched!

What surprises me is that they get a lot of (mostly)serious response.

I commented somewher that i will not be responding these kind op posts anymore.Maybe not complete trolls but complete something else.!I still read them just to see where it goes and usually it ends in a p*ssing contest.

Anything for a click i guess.

 

 

Are new members not allowed to post? What is astor?

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Posted
17 minutes ago, Youlike said:

Are new members not allowed to post? What is astor?

Of course new members are allowed to post!You are not getting my drift.

Astor is a typo,a story.

Posted
41 minutes ago, jvs said:

Of course new members are allowed to post!You are not getting my drift.

Astor is a typo,a story.

I've read your reply 3 times and nope i still don't get your drift. Mai bpen rai.

Posted
17 minutes ago, Cryingdick said:

/snip/

Where else can you find a group of aged men who ramble on about economics and world wide trade policies but send their wife to buy flip flops for them because they can't win a deal?

Sorry to snip your post but that last bit was really good.  ????

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what I am worried about is spending too much time on TV.

 

It is Saturday night and I should be out having fun. Oh wait. I forgot. I live in Hua Hin.

 

There. that is four comments in a row.

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I have learned to ignore certain posts where posters pat themselves on the back to feel relevant...a dose of reality interjected into their fantasy will be swiftly dismissed by those who defend their alternate universe...birds of a feather...

Posted
10 hours ago, Pilotman said:

or culture to an Australian? 

I'll have you know Sir Les Patterson is one of our most famous cultural exports.

 

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Posted
10 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

Yeah lift that Shirazz pinky and have a mouthful of the same stuff that your forebearers used to make grog with when locked up in Port Arthur......you can take the country out of the prison, but you cant take the prison out of the country! 

I have to agree with you. We are so obsessed by Port Arthur we voluntarily surrendered our semi-automatic weapons to our warders in the aftermath of 1996, and haven't had a mass shooting since. Whereas Americans still have their freedom to own whatever they want. How we envy you.

Posted
8 hours ago, Cryingdick said:

Where else can you find a group of aged men who ramble on about economics and world wide trade policies but send their wife to buy flip flops for them because they can't win a deal? 

Hear hear!

Posted
10 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

Jealousy does not suit you O Great Humongous. Anything less than 48 oz isnt a steak, its an appetiser.

 

How many Americans are there that speak English? How many descendants-of-the-dregs-of-an-effete-washedup-world-power there in the Great Karoo speak a variation of the mother tongue? Yep. Dialect. Sort of like those inbred dudes in W. Virginia. Dialect.

There you go again. We have about 24 million, against your 330 odd million. It's about quality, not quantity.

People don't buy an i-Phone because it's the size of a house brick. They buy it because it's small, functional and has a lot of desirable features. Just like Australians.

Ask any US military commander what they think about Australian soldiers. They rate them higher than their own troops. Small but effective.

 

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