Assorted groaners

[wpcoe]

What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea?  A supreme liter.

When my wife found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline, she hit the roof. 

"Doctor, there's a patient on Line 1 that says he's invisible" 
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now." 

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.  They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?  He finally worked it out with a pencil. 

[Bruce Aussie Chiang Mai]

Thanks for the humour, but laughing in Chiang Mai could cause a serious health hazard. Put 1669 in your phone on speed dial.  Lol.