Picking up bargirls for tour guide activities

[soanyway]

I'm not being crass.  I don't want to pick up a girl for sex.  I am a girl and i'm not interested in anything remotely sexual.  Do you think I could pay a bargirl to show me how to do stupid stuff like pay my electricity bill or get fish filleted at the market.  I have looked up the usual tour guides but they tend to be men and focused on tourist type activities. I really don't want to see the sights I just want someone by my side for a couple of days and I would prefer someone Thai, female, fun and down to earth.    Feel free to take the piss but this a genuine question.  Obviously I am aware that this will cost the same if I were a man picking up a girl as she'd be losing earnings so what are the rates per day for longtime normally?

 

Someone older would be better for me.  Where in Phuket are the bars with older 40+ women?

Edited April 21, 2019 by soanyway
adding another thing

[Muzarella]

If you will travel around on highlife style, for a short time and you are not too old, probably you will find many girls willing to escort you for free...Do not ask how much they will charge... Invite them and just be generous and polite. You may have a surprise and a very good time.

[nausea]

Troll.

[soanyway]

31 minutes ago, Muzarella said:

If you will travel around on highlife style, for a short time and you are not too old, probably you will find many girls willing to escort you for free...Do not ask how much they will charge... Invite them and just be generous and polite. You may have a surprise and a very good time.

HI, I wasn't planning on a highlife style or taking them on a date-I think you've misunderstood

[richard_smith237]

Why not do it the old fashioned way...  Phrase book & trial and error.. 

 

Paying an electricity bill is as simply as going to a Family Mart, 7-11, or a Bank, showing the bill and paying it - it's virtually a conversation-less action.  

Getting a Fish filleted in a market? - come-on you can't be for real - this is stuff everyone just gets done when shopping, Big-C Tesco's, local market... 

 

Pretty much any aspect of life in Thailand is simple and self explanatory...  and when it isn't there's usually advice on this forum or the internet.

 

The 'Guide for Living here' idea is just odd... But, if you really must, just make friends with someone...  

 

Edited April 21, 2019 by richard_smith237

[South]

Hmmm, a frigid sack of potatoes. Try the markets ...

[AlexRich]

Another newbie with a suspiciously clickbait and traffic generating request? Quelle surprise!!

 

Pop down to Soi 6/1 in Pattaya. You'll find a lovely lady who'll educate you on everything you need to know. 

[PingRoundTheWorld]

They'll do anything if you pay enough, that's the bottom line. Having said that- you could probably find much cheaper help on Tinder or something. Just be upfront about it and someone will jump on the offer.

 

To give you perspective, a cleaner for a 2 bed 2 bath condo once a week is only 2500 a month, many bar girls wouldn't go "long time" for that much. I remember when I first came to Thailand I looked on Tinder and there was some girl looking for secretarial work - she wanted 10,000 a month and spoke good English.

[baansgr]

A neigbour surely should be able to help...for a lot less.. Bills can be paid at 7/11 or Lotus, get a Thai dictionary and take that to the market....

[Nyezhov]

Im available as a guide. It would be wondeful for your ego to be seen with an Adonis like me, especially when screaming and fainting women hurl themselves on me.

[LeungKen]

What you are asking in effect is "What are the rates for a prostitute"

 

This is against forum rules, please see below,

 

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???? Not to discuss the specifics of prostitution.