Italian Dinner

[Goat Roper]

ITALIAN FAMILY DINNER

An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father says to his oldest

son, "Tony! Why you a such a fat a boy?"

Tony says, "Poppa, it's a Mama's spaghetti! I can't a stop a eating it."

Poppa says, "You should a take a smaller bites!"

Then Poppa says to his middle son, "Michael! Why you a such a fat a boy?"

Michael says, "Poppa, it's a Mama's lasagna. I can't a stop a eating it,

it's a so good."

Poppa says, "You should a also take a smaller bites."

Then Poppa says to his youngest son, "Fredo! How you a stay so slim a and a

trim a."

Fredo says, "It's a so easy, Poppa. I eat a lots and lots of a pussy."

Poppa says, "Pussy? Pussy, that's a taste like shit!"

Fredo says, "Poppa, You should a take a smaller bites!"