Homosexuality caused by semen-eating anal worms

[Oxx]

Well, I'm convinced.

 

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/04/24/kuwaiti-academic-semen-eating-anal-worms-homosexuality/

[Odysseus123]

Goodness me..

 

 

[Golden Triangle]

Never has my flabber been so gasted ????????????

 

Why oh why do they give these people airtime ??

[Jingthing]

Yeah sure inserting phallic objects up your puckered starfish is gonna make you straight. It's science!

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[ezzra]

Yes.. yes.. and masterbations causes blidness.. this is why i can't see very well now days...

[sammieuk1]

Having transited through Kuwait last week I would say all the anal worms are alive and well working at the hideous airport????

[RJRS1301]

ah wonder why so many know they are same sex attracted long before ever experiencing any sexual intercourse either anal or oral??
Do they work for that group ??

 

[RJRS1301]

10 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

Yeah sure inserting phallic objects up your puckered starfish is gonna make you straight. It's science!

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Straight?? Why would anyone want that :)???????

[Spidey]

"Sohel goes on to claim that the treatment works for both gay men and lesbians, though it is unclear how exactly semen-eating anal worms would survive in most lesbian relationships."

 

Oops! Please accept my sincere apologies ladies.

[steven2018]

How did they find this out? Now I will need to report back to the mother ship so we may find another way of creating our legions of hairdressers and florists.

[RJRS1301]

25 minutes ago, Spidey said:

"Sohel goes on to claim that the treatment works for both gay men and lesbians, though it is unclear how exactly semen-eating anal worms would survive in most lesbian relationships."

 

Oops! Please accept my sincere apologies ladies.

One can only marvel at the fact the woman scientist ever got any type qualification except from the aluminium hat brigade 

[RJRS1301]

1 minute ago, steven2018 said:

How did they find this out? Now I will need to report back to the mother ship so we may find another way of creating our legions of hairdressers and florists.

you forgot the butch truckies and airline cabin crew as well ????

The scientist wears a scarf so need for a hairdresser for her, and the floral decorations in the research centre >>>wel>>>>

[Jingthing]

26 minutes ago, steven2018 said:

How did they find this out? Now I will need to report back to the mother ship so we may find another way of creating our legions of hairdressers and florists.

… and prime ministers and presidents ????

Edited April 28, 2019 by Jingthing

[geoffbezoz]

Such an outstanding piece of work could surely only been possible with the help of Thai Scientists ?

[Spidey]

4 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

… and presidents.

Ooo do tell.

 

Once had a gay prime minister in the UK. Edward Heath. I once dropped a greenie on him outside Manchester Town Hall. Not because he was gay, he was just a complete twot.

[PatOngo]

...and not one mention of camels in this story.

[geoffbezoz]

2 minutes ago, PatOngo said:

...and not one mention of camels in this story.

would nice to have had camel toes added

[RJRS1301]

3 minutes ago, Spidey said:

Ooo do tell.

 

Once had a gay prime minister in the UK. Edward Heath. I once dropped a greenie on him outside Manchester Town Hall. Not because he was gay, he was just a complete twot.

He spoke highly of you as well:) 

[geoffbezoz]

5 minutes ago, Spidey said:

Ooo do tell.

 

Once had a gay prime minister in the UK. Edward Heath. I once dropped a greenie on him outside Manchester Town Hall. Not because he was gay, he was just a complete twot.

Ted loved his organ

[Kieran00001]

She is referring to the Schistosoma Haematobium trematode worm which causes schistosomiasis.  It's a common parasite, it normally infects around the bladder, but can, in some cases also infect other areas, including the semen and the veins of the anus.  It is not contagious from person to person, it is contracted via water, requiring an aquatic snail host as part of its life cycle.

 

These parasites are very common in Mali and there have been a few cases reported of semen infection and anal infection in sexually active homosexual men, however, there is no suggestion that it was passed from semen to anus, only that it can infect both of those places, the assumption is that it was contracted the normal way, through being submerged in water inhabited by infected snails.  Perhaps sexual activity resulted in an easier passage for the trematode, as they break their way in through the skin and into a vein, broken skin makes infection far more likely.

 

According to Wiki, "this worm does not take the life cycle in Kuwait" and "people who are carrying these worms in their bodies, the infection will be limited to them and not exceed them to others."

 

https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/schistosomiasis

https://www.cdc.gov/dpdx/schistosomiasis/index.html

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5262511/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trematoda_in_Kuwait

Edited April 28, 2019 by Kieran00001

[steven2018]

She is referring to the Schistosoma Haematobium trematode worm which causes schistosomiasis.  It's a common parasite, it normally infects around the bladder, but can, in some cases also infect other areas, including the semen and the veins of the anus.  It is not contagious from person to person, it is contracted via water, requiring an aquatic snail host as part of its life cycle.
 
These parasites are very common in Mali and there have been a few cases reported of semen infection and anal infection in sexually active homosexual men, however, there is no suggestion that it was passed from semen to anus, only that it can infect both of those places, the assumption is that it was contracted the normal way, through being submerged in water inhabited by infected snails.  Perhaps sexual activity resulted in an easier passage for the trematode, as they break their way in through the skin and into a vein, broken skin makes infection far more likely.
 
According to Wiki, "this worm does not take the life cycle in Kuwait" and "people who are carrying these worms in their bodies, the infection will be limited to them and not exceed them to others."
 
https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/schistosomiasis
https://www.cdc.gov/dpdx/schistosomiasis/index.html
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5262511/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trematoda_in_Kuwait

Well this just blew my whole fantasy island.

[Moonlover]

23 minutes ago, geoffbezoz said:

Such an outstanding piece of work could surely only been possible with the help of Thai Scientists ?

There's always one isn't there who no matter what the topic is and no matter how remote that topic is relative to Thailand, (in this case there is no connection) they manage to route out a snide comment against the country.

 

TVF at its best!

[Kieran00001]

10 minutes ago, steven2018 said:

18 minutes ago, Kieran00001 said:

She is referring to the Schistosoma Haematobium trematode worm which causes schistosomiasis.  It's a common parasite, it normally infects around the bladder, but can, in some cases also infect other areas, including the semen and the veins of the anus.  It is not contagious from person to person, it is contracted via water, requiring an aquatic snail host as part of its life cycle.
 
These parasites are very common in Mali and there have been a few cases reported of semen infection and anal infection in sexually active homosexual men, however, there is no suggestion that it was passed from semen to anus, only that it can infect both of those places, the assumption is that it was contracted the normal way, through being submerged in water inhabited by infected snails.  Perhaps sexual activity resulted in an easier passage for the trematode, as they break their way in through the skin and into a vein, broken skin makes infection far more likely.
 
According to Wiki, "this worm does not take the life cycle in Kuwait" and "people who are carrying these worms in their bodies, the infection will be limited to them and not exceed them to others."
 
https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/schistosomiasis
https://www.cdc.gov/dpdx/schistosomiasis/index.html
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5262511/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trematoda_in_Kuwait

Well this just blew my whole fantasy island.

 

Just avoid swimming in ponds and lakes in Africa and you'll be fine.

[Oxx]

26 minutes ago, Spidey said:

Once had a gay prime minister in the UK. Edward Heath.

 

There is no hard evidence that Ted Heath was gay.

 

Indeed, Private Eye reported that he'd attempted to pay a lady 'cellist and her husband (boyfriend?) to have sex in front of him for his titillation.  Hardly the action of a gayer.

[Oxx]

37 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

… and prime ministers and presidents

 

A reference to Gaybraham Twinken?

[Oxx]

28 minutes ago, geoffbezoz said:

Ted loved his organ

 

Queue old joke about the gay vicar who wiped his organ after every him/hymn.

[Sticky Wicket]

29 minutes ago, geoffbezoz said:

Ted loved his organ

He loved young boys playing with his organ more

[geoffbezoz]

7 minutes ago, Moonlover said:

There's always one isn't there who no matter what the topic is and no matter how remote that topic is relative to Thailand, (in this case there is no connection) they manage to route out a snide comment against the country.

 

TVF at its best!

So anal worms are none existent in Thailand are they ?? well as you say there is indeed only one, the mirror does not lie.

[Sticky Wicket]

7 minutes ago, Oxx said:

 

There is no hard evidence that Ted Heath was gay.

 

Indeed, Private Eye reported that he'd attempted to pay a lady 'cellist and her husband (boyfriend?) to have sex in front of him for his titillation.  Hardly the action of a gayer.

Most people would struggle to provide hard evidence with Ted Heath in the room. Cyrill Smith, well that's another story!

[Orton Rd]

9 minutes ago, Oxx said:

 

There is no hard evidence that Ted Heath was gay.

 

Indeed, Private Eye reported that he'd attempted to pay a lady 'cellist and her husband (boyfriend?) to have sex in front of him for his titillation.  Hardly the action of a gayer.

hard evidence, ooh er. Had to keep it secret before '67 then it became a habit.

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2770089/Ted-Heath-s-young-oriental-companion-gay-friend-claims-ex-MP-hid-true-sexuality-entire-life.html