March 6, 200719 yr There was this guy who wanted to quit smoking. He decided to use the patch to try to quit, but he was very self-conscious about it and thought that it looked ridiculous. One day, the man was in a public bathroom standing at a urinal. He looked down at the guy standing next to him and noticed that he had a patch on his penis. Puzzled, the man asked, "Why in the world do you have a nicotine patch on your dick?" And the man replied, "Well, why not? It's working; I'm down to two butts a day."
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