Little Johnny...

[ravip]

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. 
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. 
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No". 
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! 
Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" 
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

[Puchaiyank]

Thanks...I needed that...????

[OneEyedPie]

Johnny,

We're sorry,

Won't you come on home.

 

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Andrew Dwyer]

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."