Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.

Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.

Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.

Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.

Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.

Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.

Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.

Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.

Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.

Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.

Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.

Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.

Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.

Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.

Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.

Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.

Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.

Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.

Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.

Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".

Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".

Canadians: Spell like Brits, pronounce like Americans.

Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.

Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.

Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.

Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.

Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.

Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.

Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.

Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.

Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.

Americans: Seem to think that poverty and failure are morally suspect.

Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.

Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.

Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.

Love 'em Cutie

Fantastic Elsie

BTW does the G'day thing really work?

Thanks guys.

Reith, unfortunately (or fortunately?), it never works with me. The accent is too heavy and he usually consumes all alcohol in the amphur. Not a guy of my dream. Anyone that doesn't leave alcoholic drinks for me is not going to lay me.

Thanks guys.

Reith, unfortunately (or fortunately?), it never works with me. The accent is too heavy and he usually consumes all alcohol in the amphur. Not a guy of my dream. Anyone that doesn't leave alcoholic drinks for me is not going to lay me.

sounds like my kind of guy

Gday Lovely, any chance of a shag mate?

Gday Lovely, any chance of a shag mate?

Ain't gonna work, mate

Gday Lovely, any chance of a shag mate?

If she says no, ask whether she minds laying down while you have one

If she says no, ask whether she minds laying down while you have one

You seem to have an answer to every question, Doc

Gday Lovely, any chance of a shag mate?

If she says no, ask whether she minds laying down while you have one

Last time I tried that line, I ended up wearing one.

Gday Lovely, any chance of a shag mate?

If she says no, ask whether she minds laying down while you have one

Last time I tried that line, I ended up wearing one.

A flying one Bronco ?

Gday Lovely, any chance of a shag mate?

If she says no, ask whether she minds laying down while you have one

Last time I tried that line, I ended up wearing one.

A flying one Bronco ?

should have quit while I was behind