Kids At The Races

[A. BOOZER]

A group of second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two

female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the famous

Louisville, KY race track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the

bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and

the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was

waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told

her than none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she

went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the

boys up, one by one, holding onto their "wee-wees" to direct the flow

away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that

he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was

staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the fourth grade."

"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the jockey riding

Silver Arrow in the seventh."