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Aids Joke

highlander · 2004-06-05T03:04:22+0000

A man finally gets the test results from his doctor. "Well it's positive I'm afraid ,you do have A.I.D.S" Horrified the man says "My God is there anything I can do?" The doctor replies "Well there is one thing..." "What ,what can I do?" He asks The Doctor sits down and starts to write out a prescription. "OK I want you to eat 15 cans of beans ,20 pounds of jalapeno peppers, 18 bananas ,10 boxes of saltines , a plate of nachos and wash it down with a gallon of prune juice" The man asks "Will that cure me?" The doctor hands the prescription to the man and says"No ,but it will teach you what your ass is for!"

By highlander
June 5, 2004 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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