Ding Dong Drinks Ya Dong and Dons a Thong

[Nyezhov]

One of my best titles ever!

 

I dont whine, especially in light of guys here who really suffer, but since I am still carrying 20 lbs of lard too many, have athritic knees and some bulgers, plus have a habit of walking long distances with a pack, I tend to sometimes say owwweeeeeeee.

 

I dont like pain killers and really cant take anything OTC other than weed or Acetomeniphen/Tylenol.

 

So just as a lark, I bought a bottle of Ya Dong from the lady on the corner with the little cart. Shes very popular, there are folks pounding some down every night.

 

The stuff tastes like a less syrupy Anise flavoured cordial, or Sambuca, or Raki. Tastes a lot like Raki.

 

Knocks the hell out of me. Owwwww, my firkin back, slurp slurp and Im in never never land so its a sipper before bed.

 

So whats in that stuff? Are there different varieties? Whats the alcohol content? Am I gonna die from liver failure or grow a pineal eye or something? Or pull a Van Gogh and slice off body parts while wearing a thong? Should I swear it off?

[sipi]

Goodnight and sweet dreams. 

[pgrahmm]

Well - we kind of have a reason for this one......

 

What's your excuse for all the others????

[Nyezhov]

26 minutes ago, pgrahmm said:

What's your excuse for all the others????

Mental illness. Whats yours?

[pgrahmm]

 

 

[Nyezhov]

1 hour ago, pgrahmm said:

 

 

I have Cialis

[StreetCowboy]

I'm not sure about knees, but when I could hardly walk due to hip arthritis, I found cycling to be great exercise.  

 

There are potential hazards associated with cycling after a skinful, but in the worst of cases, you won't get as far as putting yourself in danger.

 

SC