Now as indelicate as it is going to sound...

What a buffoon this turkey is:

Thai History 101a:

1. Does anyone remember the days of the 'saak phom' barbershops and OT? 'OT' meant 'OverTime'; you go in, speak of what you need, they would close the curtains and perform oral sex. Teenage boys would save up 100 Baht and go get some OT. It was everywhere, especially in the north. In fact, in Chiang Mai you can still find it. Get a haircut, get some h#ad. In this case, probably takes less than 25 seconds to find it.

2. An old joke in Chiang Mai is: There used to be many places in town where you would just pull up on your motorbike in early evening and several girls would appear as if by magic. You chose one, and off you went to the strategically placed (ST = short time) bungalow down the street. 200 Baht and 'kin khao' (order room service dinner.) The joke? Everywhere you see a 7-11 in Chiang Mai is precisely in the EXACT LOCATION where these pull up spots were. Southland corporation: good market research guys!

3. Joke number 2: We used to say that porn wasn't needed in this country at all. They didn't have to make it illegal, now did they? You could find the real thing in less than 5 minutes and it would cost less than a girlie mag back home.

This Myanmaresque banter from the head guys in badly tailored uniforms is getting annoying. Thailand means 'Land of the Free'... time to get on with the free elections and get these 'Thai History 101a' flunkies out of there.

So that's why I ended up with lipstick on my dipstick the last time I got a haircut!

I don't think the govt. cares about pornography at all. Its just paranoid about TRT and anti-coup propaganda on the net. It will use the excuse of censoring porn to weed out all anti-military criticism.