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There was a terrible accident one day involving a bus full of scousers (Translation: people from Liverpool, UK) and they all died.

Saint Peter was on duty at the pearly gates when they all arrived, unsure of what he should do he went to ask god.

"Err, Excuse me oh Holy and revered one, but we appear to have a buss full of scousers at the pearly gates who all want to come in, what should i do?" he asked.

"Peter, choose the 10 most worthy and pure out of them, the others turn away" God replied.

Several minutes later Saint Peter came rushing back...

"They are gone!?!" he said, somewhat flustered

"What? All of them?" God asked a little confused

"No, the Pearly gates!"

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