It Might Happen To You!

[Tornado]

After a long night of making love, a man notices a photo of another man on

her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the ###### is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

[dfwbkk]

Ouch, bit of a sensitive subject there Tornado...