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An Australian ventriloquist visiting Malaysia sees Zakir Naik sitting on his porch patting his pet rabbit. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking rabbit, mind if I speak to him"
Zakir Naik: "The rabbit doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie"
Ventriloquist: 'Hello rabbit, how's it going mate?'
Rabbit: 'Doin' all right.'
Zakir Naik: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at Zakir Naik)
Rabbit: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Rabbit: 'Real good. He feeds me great food and takes me to the farm once a week to play.'
Zakir Naik: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Zakir Naik: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going buddy?'
Horse: 'Cool'
Zakir Naik: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?'
Horse: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.'
Zakir Naik: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your goat?'
Zakir Naik: That goat's a f****** liar, I didn't do anything I swear.

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