Mohamed was in the pub one day moaning to hisworkmates thet he couldn't get a girlfriend.

They said you won't because you are a Muslim.

He said what should I do?

They said convert to Christianity How do I do that? He said

Go to the church and see the vicar so he did.

The vicar gave him a load of books to take home and study but the pile was that high he could not see over the top.

More to the point he couldn't see the bus heading towards him either.

He ends up at the pearly gates where St.Peter as it was a slow day was reading the paper and smoking a cigarette when he saw Mohamed he almost fell off the chair.

Coughing and spluttering he said what do you want?

Mohamed said "I am looking for Jesus"

St Peter turns round and shouts " Jesus, your taxis here".

Excellent Joke Maerim. Wish mine were as good as that