Please, end this lockdown before I go Bankrupt

[ThailandRyan]

So about an hour ago I noticed 3 bananas the gf had placed on the counter, and saw that they were over ripe.  I asked her what her plans were, she looked up from the couch and said trash bin. Instead I took them, mashed them up and made some Banana bread muffins to have with my coffee.  She came into the Kitchen to see what the smell was and started to cry.  I asked her why she was crying and she said I was replacing her in the kitchen.  I told her no way, I just wasn't going to bin 15 baht in bananas.....????,  plus I don't have to have my coffee with toast like she makes in the morning.  As I write this she has eaten 2 muffins and is accusing me of making her fat.....so yep no more kitchen privileges for me.....???? 

[Yinn]

5 hours ago, PatOngo said:

Surely you realise, Yinn, we are all dirty, unwashed farang

 

 

Not all.

 

Some. 

[AussieBob18]

2 hours ago, CrunchWrapSupreme said:

We've been doing a lot of house cleaning here at the in-law's during the lockdown. A ton of unused <deleted> has been turning up, dishes, clothes, packed away in boxes. They're always complaining about money. Why not convert this <deleted> into some?

I said once this is over, we're gonna pack up the pickup and head to the market. I pulled out a few bowls and shirts, and started going "10 baht, 10 baht..." They looked at me like I was crazy. What, it's just gonna keep sitting here doing nothing?

The Thai face saving thing, or thinking they had once spent more money on it, or just liking to hoard. I really dunno.

Yeh I hear you - weird stuff they think at times.  There are a lot of 'used stuff' shops in western countries and lots of 'used markets'.  Not much in Thailand - try finding used golf clubs.

[ChipButty]

55 minutes ago, lee b said:

What you could do is sell her phone and laptop so she cant order anything else.

Dicing with death I wouldnt mind living a few more years

[ChipButty]

I thought we was having a quiet day with this online ordering, Not so I bought some hair clippers the other week today she's ordered a gown and a brush but I dont need it, yes you do,

[sirineou]

57 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

So about an hour ago I noticed 3 bananas the gf had placed on the counter, and saw that they were over ripe.  I asked her what her plans were, she looked up from the couch and said trash bin. Instead I took them, mashed them up and made some Banana bread muffins to have with my coffee.  She came into the Kitchen to see what the smell was and started to cry.  I asked her why she was crying and she said I was replacing her in the kitchen.  I told her no way, I just wasn't going to bin 15 baht in bananas.....????,  plus I don't have to have my coffee with toast like she makes in the morning.  As I write this she has eaten 2 muffins and is accusing me of making her fat.....so yep no more kitchen privileges for me.....???? 

Keep it up and you might be losing bedroom privileges also. 

Come to think of it not keeping  "it" up might impact your bedroom privileges also. LOL

[Metropolitian]

3 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

So about an hour ago I noticed 3 bananas the gf had placed on the counter, and saw that they were over ripe.  I asked her what her plans were, she looked up from the couch and said trash bin. Instead I took them, mashed them up and made some Banana bread muffins to have with my coffee.  She came into the Kitchen to see what the smell was and started to cry.  I asked her why she was crying and she said I was replacing her in the kitchen.  I told her no way, I just wasn't going to bin 15 baht in bananas.....????,  plus I don't have to have my coffee with toast like she makes in the morning.  As I write this she has eaten 2 muffins and is accusing me of making her fat.....so yep no more kitchen privileges for me.....???? 

That looks very delicious !!

 

There was a thread not so long ago as title "What are you cooking (2020)"  but I can't find it otherwise I would ask you to post in that thread along with the receipe of your bananamuffins ????

 

Maybe you can find it and bump ????

[PatOngo]

3 hours ago, Yinn said:

Not all.

 

Some. 

Think I'll go to the beach!

 

[Yinn]

10 minutes ago, PatOngo said:

Think I'll go to the beach!

 

Good idea.

Me too.

 

 

 

[OnTheGround]

@Yinn

Look,

we foreigners do take a bath.

Imagine sleep next to me now. Imagine how good I smell.

<snip>

????

[CharlieH]

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[Nsp64]

12 hours ago, sandyf said:

There is a glut this year, the trees are laden and little point taking them to the market.

My sister in law is turning them into a dried mango dessert and I am doing chutney and wine.

Give us a bottle if wine mate. You can bootleg the stuff, kinda thai version of Al Capone.

Loadsa customers just now. 

[1FinickyOne]

23 hours ago, baansgr said:

Has she been buying pants also, as she obviously wears them in your house

wow. a tough guy.. big boss of the house.. 

[Burma Bill]

Any expensive deliveries of medication or food for "sick" buffaloes???

[Jaxxper]

You must be saving money somewhere?  For example we’re saving a fortune on fuel for the cars, not going out to eat or socialising, oh and of course you can’t buy beer either. Not all doom and gloom methinks ! 

[8OA8]

23 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

Thinking of turning my leftover bacon grease into a bar of soap, at least if I die then I will smell good to the animals who can dig me up and eat my remains....

I hadn't realised there was an "if" option.

[jimn]

On 4/19/2020 at 9:04 AM, EVENKEEL said:

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Im going to end up bankrupt if this goes beyond the end of the month with my wife all this online shopping shes on first name terms with the drivers from Lazada

The latest order is a new set of pans her excuse is she's had them ones for 5 years but there's nothing wrong with them,

The other day a new curling brush for her hair same excuse she's had the others 5 years

Seems like a box of something arrives from somewhere in Thailand last week a box of fruit from Nakorn Nayok 250 Baht a kilo

 

It's obvious you're joking (I hope) about going broke over pans and make up. I don't see what the big deal is.

You obviously have has a sense of humour bypass lol

[cornishcarlos]

22 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Where did you get the photo of my ex wife?

 

Out of my scrap book...

[Gilltom]

On 4/19/2020 at 8:14 AM, baansgr said:

Has she been buying pants also, as she obviously wears them in your house

Just going to say same.unless she's buying them out of her own wage

[ThailandRyan]

1 minute ago, Gilltom said:

Just going to say same.unless she's buying them out of her own wage

Me thinks she is wearing yours instead....

[DJ54]

I’m not much on shopping unless it’s something I really need...but

the other half started online shopping... and she’s gone mad (crazy)... funny as you get the oh courier is bring something today

youl need to pay when he gets here...

[flexomike]

Your wife must be related to mine, I swear over the last six weeks something has come everyday, one day six different deliveries arrived, I am going to have to get a job at McDonalds if this keeps up - 555

[ChipButty]

Chinese sausages from a factory in Korat the other week I said you dont eat them, well I might do my friend have factory in Korat I give them support 

[thaibeachlovers]

On 4/19/2020 at 3:40 PM, BritManToo said:

If you pay yours more ......

She must look like this ................

I was in LOS long enough ago to know that she would not have been unusual in most gogos. Sadly she would be the exception nowadays.

[ChipButty]

7 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

I was in LOS long enough ago to know that she would not have been unusual in most gogos. Sadly she would be the exception nowadays.

Yep, them where the days 

[digger70]

On 4/19/2020 at 8:14 AM, baansgr said:

Has she been buying pants also, as she obviously wears them in your house

Sure sounds like it. ????

[digger70]

46 minutes ago, flexomike said:

Your wife must be related to mine, I swear over the last six weeks something has come everyday, one day six different deliveries arrived, I am going to have to get a job at McDonalds if this keeps up - 555

Me think they are All Related , Got to be they are Thai Aaah then that must be the Problem .  ????

[Monkeyrobot]

Tell her you would like to order a new dishwasher, a younger model made early 2000, don’t forget to duck when she throws the old pans. 

[zippysteve]

A lot of people are gonna go bankrupt if they don’t get to open up their businesses again soon!!! Especially since the holiday was shutdown this year. 

[johnsmith8888]

On 4/19/2020 at 9:41 AM, colinneil said:

You have to pay her,???? yet you try to convince us, you are gods gift to women.????

My wife gets sod all from me, she is perfectly happy with just being my wife.????????

I'm calling BS on this. LOL