What i If told you...

[ravip]

You read the title wrong.

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Hey girl, are you a cop?
... because you’ve taken my breath away.

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What does the sniper say to his gf after a breakup?
I won't miss you.

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Why do police get to protests early?
To beat the crowd.

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A Nun was praying when the priest approached her...

The Priest Lightly Tapped the Nun on the shoulder and asked her to follow him
The Priest Walked Away and The Nun quickly followed not far behind him
They arrived In a Room Behind the Church
The Priest Went inside the room and gestured for the Nun to do the same
"Sister, Close The Door" Said The Priest "Jesus If Something ever happens please forgive my soul" Prayed The Nun
"Sister Lock it" Said The Priest "Jesus If Something Ever Happens Please Forgive My Soul" Prayed The Nun
"Sister Close The Window Curtains" Said The Priest "Jesus If Something ever happens please forgive my soul" Prayed The Nun
"Sister close the lights" The Priest Said "Jesus If Something Ever Happens Please Forgive My soul"
"Sister come here beside me" The Priest Said "Jesus Im sorry for what is about to happen please forgive my soul in heaven" prayed the Nun

"Sister Look at My Watch it glows in the dark"

 

[wpcoe]

On 6/5/2020 at 8:12 AM, ravip said:

Why do police get to protests early?
To beat the crowd.

Slightly prophetic?