Little Old Man

LITTLE OLD MAN

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young

man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked

hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared.

Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.

The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the

matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."