how to stop dogs barking

[opalred]

i had dogs barking of a night near my house /the way to stop them is buy some crackers 

light them in front of there gate  /they run away  later they start again /light some more 

after 3days of doing it i now sleep in peace

[2long]

Well done to you, but don't be surprised if they return in a few days.

And expect repercussions from your neighbours who may not understand why some crazy farang is making more noise then the dogs.

Good luck.

[tifino]

Bought one of these 'repeller' Kits back in the late 80s.   - 

 It ultrasonically 'replies' to any noisy 'bitza' 

 

 - only 'limitation' is if the mutt is deaf 

(noting the device does Not harm the dogs ears)

 

 

 

[Matzzon]

Easy solved by culling all the stray mutts.

[Orton Rd]

SIL lives on a posh Sansiri estate always nice and quiet and well looked after. Went round this week and it was bedlam, in the next street bloke starts breeding dogs and has 30. Many have complained but he just says it's his right to have so many dogs, unbearable racket even for Thai. Ultra sonic devices work for small dogs, they bark due to bordom idiot owners leave them out in the yards all day for 12 hours while they are at work.

[Dale75]

"how to stop dogs barking"

Easy. I'm a cyclist. Kick them either in the face or the <deleted>.

Next please.

[Logosone]

 

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i had dogs barking of a night near my house /the way to stop them is buy some crackers 

            light them in front of there gate  /they run away  later they start again /light some more 

            after 3days of doing it i now sleep in peace

 

Great idea. I wonder if this will work on my Thai neighbour who burns his garbage as well.

[talahtnut]

Give it a sticky toffee with super glue inside.

Watch it bark with teeth stuck together.

[KC 71]

39 minutes ago, tifino said:

Bought one of these 'repeller' Kits back in the late 80s.   - 

 It ultrasonically 'replies' to any noisy 'bitza' 

 

 - only 'limitation' is if the mutt is deaf 

(noting the device does Not harm the dogs ears)

 

 

 

They do work ,i just tried this with my dogs yesterday.

[pineapple01]

Play Rap Music outside that clears everything away

[ratcatcher]

1 hour ago, Dale75 said:

"how to stop dogs barking"

Easy. I'm a cyclist. Kick them either in the face or the <deleted>.

Next please.

I think the noisy batsards are confined in their yard./

[tifino]

here's another...   i'd forgotten I've had this old (still active) Link in my Inbox for years! 

anti-barking-training-device-for-pets

[Crossy]

8 hours ago, opalred said:

/the way to stop them is buy some crackers 

light them in front of there gate

 

And there was I thinking you bought them biscuits ????

 

And a post + reply advocating poisoning has been removed.

[Oceanbroker]

Use peanut butter rolled into bread. For some reason they cannot bark.

[Oxx]

9 hours ago, pineapple01 said:

Play Rap Music outside that clears everything away

... except the black ones.

[giddyup]

17 hours ago, Matzzon said:

Easy solved by culling all the stray mutts.

Easy for who? Is the OP expected to kill the dogs himself, and by what means?

[giddyup]

17 hours ago, Dale75 said:

"how to stop dogs barking"

Easy. I'm a cyclist. Kick them either in the face or the <deleted>.

Next please.

And this works how when you are trying to sleep at night?

[giddyup]

16 hours ago, talahtnut said:

Give it a sticky toffee with super glue inside.

Watch it bark with teeth stuck together.

I hope that's supposed to be an attempt at a joke?

[Lacessit]

17 hours ago, 2long said:

Well done to you, but don't be surprised if they return in a few days.

And expect repercussions from your neighbours who may not understand why some crazy farang is making more noise then the dogs.

Good luck.

You're kidding, surely? Thais are inured to loud noise, everyone makes it some time or another.

It's more likely  that Thais would give the OP a wide berth, because firecrackers are used to frighten evil spirits away when someone dies. They probably think people are dying like flies in his household.

[connda]

Well done.  You deserve a visit by the BIB.

[Rawairat]

I need some links to the ultrasonic dog repellent gadgets to fix a problem I have had for over a year in an otherwise nice estate, reasonably upmarket, no Tuk Tuk drivers or backyard motor cycle mechanics etc. One house has about 10 dogs never get exercise, owners out all day, kids at an expensive school. Every now and then they get out and cause havoc. New neighbours have 2 cute little Chihuahuas who yap all day from there balcony. They only stop when I throw chicken bones at them. Trying to make them choke on the bone which may at least run up a nice vet bill. 

Talked to both owners without any luck, my house I can do what I like.

I am just waiting one more year when my kid goes to university and being retired I can play my music till the early hours. 

[KC 71]

1 minute ago, Rawairat said:

I need some links to the ultrasonic dog repellent gadgets to fix a problem I have had for over a year in an otherwise nice estate, reasonably upmarket, no Tuk Tuk drivers or backyard motor cycle mechanics etc. One house has about 10 dogs never get exercise, owners out all day, kids at an expensive school. Every now and then they get out and cause havoc. New neighbours have 2 cute little Chihuahuas who yap all day from there balcony. They only stop when I throw chicken bones at them. Trying to make them choke on the bone which may at least run up a nice vet bill. 

Talked to both owners without any luck, my house I can do what I like.

I am just waiting one more year when my kid goes to university and being retired I can play my music till the early hours. 

Theres a few on lazada ????

[Matzzon]

37 minutes ago, giddyup said:

Easy for who? Is the OP expected to kill the dogs himself, and by what means?

No, and your know exactly what I meant. No further discussion needed.

[2BOB]

BDLM  black dogs lives matter

[cyril sneer]

there's an app 

[Pilotman]

dogs bark, its what they do. 

[Pilotman]

39 minutes ago, Rawairat said:

I need some links to the ultrasonic dog repellent gadgets to fix a problem I have had for over a year in an otherwise nice estate, reasonably upmarket, no Tuk Tuk drivers or backyard motor cycle mechanics etc. One house has about 10 dogs never get exercise, owners out all day, kids at an expensive school. Every now and then they get out and cause havoc. New neighbours have 2 cute little Chihuahuas who yap all day from there balcony. They only stop when I throw chicken bones at them. Trying to make them choke on the bone which may at least run up a nice vet bill. 

Talked to both owners without any luck, my house I can do what I like.

I am just waiting one more year when my kid goes to university and being retired I can play my music till the early hours. 

I love dogs, but not those rat dogs, Poms and Chihuahuas. They are not real dogs, just some perverse mutation, so that brainless morons like Paris Hilton can carry them around in handbags, when she is not making home made porn movies.   

[JusticeGB]

My wife called out the police who told the neighbour to keep her dogs in the house overnight as "she controlled her dogs she had to keep them quiet between 10pm and 4am".

[Lacessit]

20 minutes ago, Pilotman said:

I love dogs, but not those rat dogs, Poms and Chihuahuas. They are not real dogs, just some perverse mutation, so that brainless morons like Paris Hilton can carry them around in handbags, when she is not making home made porn movies.   

Disagree, my son has a small wire-hair terrier. Has a hell of a lot more personality than a Doberman, rottweiler or collie. They really are brainless.

[Logosone]

33 minutes ago, Pilotman said:

I love dogs, but not those rat dogs, Poms and Chihuahuas. They are not real dogs, just some perverse mutation, so that brainless morons like Paris Hilton can carry them around in handbags, when she is not making home made porn movies.   

Yah, I don't like these little yappers either. 

 

German shepherd and pitbull mixes are my favourite.