Little Johnny

LITTLE JOHNNY & SCIENCE

In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate

jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol --- dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.

The third worm in sperm --- dead.

The fourth worm in soil --- alive.

So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from

this experiment."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms!