The Intuitive Drunk

[A. BOOZER]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2 percent milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of

romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she

was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing

behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

The drunk says, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked

at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her

selections she says, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But

how on Earth did you know that?'

The drunk replies, "Cause you're ugly."

[Padkapow Guy]