How To Call The Police:

[A. BOOZER]

George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his

wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which

she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that

there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he

should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed.

Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause

I've just ! shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an

ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police

caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT...

[Axel]

Now that's a beauty. LOL