With no foreign tourists, Chiang Mai massage shops resort to offering free massages

[fangless]

22 minutes ago, CorpusChristie said:

If it was a reference to masturbation, the shop in question doesn't offer those services as was previously stated 

Oh so you now think you do understand the "massage".  Why did you have to ask if you already think you knew the answer.  

Humour is not your strong point is it, especially when directed against you.????

[stouricks]

25 minutes ago, CorpusChristie said:

If it was a reference to masturbation, the shop in question doesn't offer those services as was previously stated 

Why, have you asked?    PML 555

[digger70]

5 hours ago, BritManToo said:

Sounds great, a massage by an ex-con ....... hold onto your wallet.

You have to anyway ex con or not.

[CorpusChristie]

21 minutes ago, stouricks said:

Why, have you asked?    PML 555

Its very easy to tell the difference between the massage shops that offer sexual services and those that dont 

[PatOngo]

3 hours ago, bluesofa said:

I thought it was 'foot massage',

Possibly only a 2 1/2" massage!

[Bill97]

How did all you guys fail to get through high school sex education?

[fangless]

3 hours ago, CorpusChristie said:

Its very easy to tell the difference between the massage shops that offer sexual services and those that dont 

How do you know?

Please enlighten us! 

 

[fangless]

2 hours ago, Bill97 said:

How did all you guys fail to get through high school sex education?

Unfortunately many went to Corpus Christie's College! Where they are still closeted.

[CorpusChristie]

Just now, fangless said:

Unfortunately many went to Corpus Christie's College!

I am not the one who cannot tell the difference between a massage parlor and a masturbation shop 

[fangless]

14 minutes ago, CorpusChristie said:

I am not the one who cannot tell the difference between a massage parlor and a masturbation shop 

I have never come across  a "masturbation shop".  Since you seem to be such an expert on this subject please explain how you tell the difference between the two establishments.

 

 

 

[fangless]

15 minutes ago, CorpusChristie said:

not the one who cannot tell the difference between a massage parlor and a masturbation shop 

Does a double negative equal a positive or does it just negate the whole point. 

It would help if you communicated in a less convoluted way and came straight to the point without beating about the bush..

Thanks. 

[scammed]

bargirls take note on this fine example of marketing,

you can do better !

[bluesofa]

16 minutes ago, scammed said:

bargirls take note on this fine example of marketing,

you can do better !

Take two get one free.

 

[Kadilo]

6 hours ago, stouricks said:

Why, have you asked?    PML 555

Attention. 

[Kadilo]

1 hour ago, fangless said:

Does a double negative equal a positive or does it just negate the whole point. 

It would help if you communicated in a less convoluted way and came straight to the point without beating about the bush..

Thanks. 

Good pun. 

[ChakaKhan]

11 hours ago, Henryford said:

So it's not free then!

You tink too mutt!!

[rumak]

13 hours ago, BritManToo said:

Sounds great, a massage by an ex-con ....... hold onto your wallet.

I had "liaisons" with  3  different ladies I met at the old prison massage place .   After they got out,

that is.     I have only nice things to say about their  errrrr   abilities.

 

over ten years ago.   have no idea if the place still exists

[hotchilli]

19 hours ago, webfact said:

You have to pay for a one hour massage to qualify, though. 

Nothing is free... 

[thaibeachlovers]

 

 

 

When I saw "With no foreign tourists, Chiang Mai " on the subforum page I thought it was going to say With no foreign tourists, Chiang Mai is absolutely brilliant for expats when I opened the thread, but sadly I was wrong.

[connda]

21 hours ago, Tarteso said:

Moved to foot things forum

Move to the Toe Jam forum. 

[ChakaKhan]

They will put tape over the old price and raise it to compensate for the "free" 30.....classic menu trick