Brits On Holiday!

[ChiangmaiJim]

Old joke sorry.

Pat and Mick go on holiday to Benidorm with the sole intention of sleeping with as many girls as possible, however while Mick couldn't do any wrong, Pat on the other hand was having a dreadful time.

After the first week Pat had failed miserably and Mick was walking around with a permanent smile on his face.

That evening Pat asked Mick what his secret was as he could do with some advice, and Mick replied "Before you lie out by the pool tomorrow, make sure that you are wearing a tight pair of swimming pants and also get a potato and stuff it down inside"

Pat went away beaming, however for all the good advice nothing changed,and so he asked Mick if he could join him the following day as some of Micks good fortune might just possibly rub off on him! Mick agreed and arranged to meet with his friend down by the pool.

The next day arrived and Mick went to meet his mate. When he got down to the pool he looked at Pat and said "No the ******* wonder you haven't pulled, you daft <deleted>, you're supposed to put the potato down the front"