How to avoid pooping the next day. Not a joke.

[Jingthing]

OK I have a situation where I need to get something done starting early in the morning and lasting all day where needing a poop might totally mess things up. 

 

Without a diaper.

 

So I would leaving the house before my usual morning toileting.

 

Is there a good way to plug things up for the day?

 

I already thought of not drinking coffee and even though that would be unpleasant I think that would help.

 

Dietary ideas the day before?

 

I heard eat lots of white bread

 

Anything else?

 

A medication?

 

Don't bother asking for details of the day and why pooping would be a problem. That's not the point here.

Edited October 4, 2020 by Jingthing

[Tagged]

Imodium and charcoal tablets will do the job for you. 

 

 

Edited October 4, 2020 by Tagged

[Jingthing]

2 minutes ago, Tagged said:

Imodium and charcoal tablets will do the job for you. 

 

 

Both or one of those?

[teacherclaire]

Without a diaper.

 

So I would leaving the house before my usual morning toileting.

 

Is there a good way to plug things up for the day?

 

Take 3 Imodium and don't eat the evening before. Or plug it up. I'd take three Imodium and a charcoal tablet. 

Edited October 4, 2020 by teacherclaire

[Pilotman]

Yuk , you can keep that to yourself mate. 

Edited October 4, 2020 by Pilotman

[3NUMBAS]

an all meat diet seems to produce rock hard stools that cant be passed ,avoid greens and water

[NanLaew]

Fasting the day before seems easiest.

[Don Mega]

A buttplug and super glue should do the trick.

[sungod]

Could take a plastic bag and some wet wipes with you............

[HashBrownHarry]

what a peculiar question?

 

 

[PatOngo]

Google.......Butt Plug!

[Rookiescot]

There is one sure fire way to stop you needing to pass anything.

 

Weld it shut. 

[bodga]

32 minutes ago, NanLaew said:

Fasting the day before seems easiest.

id  make it  2  days as after the first day your still crapping out the last day or so's  worth.

[from the home of CC]

you're a brave man to post something that personal on this site...

[DrTuner]

First purge with 1-2-3 the day before, then fast the evening and take imodium. You can try the toilet again in November. 

[Captain Monday]

By my age you get to know your body. I love a good gaeng karee or Panaeng. I won't eat it before getting on a plane however . Guaranteed complete blowout within a few hours. It's the coconut milk.

[Grumpy one]

Simple just follow directions  ????  ????

Edited October 4, 2020 by Grumpy one

[onebir]

This is how to feed the trolls!

[treetops]

1 hour ago, Jingthing said:

Don't bother asking for details of the day and why pooping would be a problem. That's not the point here.

But it could be of interest just the same. ????

 

[Don Mega]

18 minutes ago, Rookiescot said:

There is one sure fire way to stop you needing to pass anything.

 

Weld it shut. 

Superglue as I earlier mentioned.

 

After about a week of swamp butt the glue will loosen and eventually release.

[Jingthing]

1 hour ago, Pilotman said:

Yuk , you can keep that to yourself mate. 

That's the idea. 

[Jingthing]

10 minutes ago, onebir said:

This is how to feed the trolls!

It can't be helped. People naturally find bodily functions a source of humor.

[Nout]

1 hour ago, Jingthing said:

Both or one of those?

Charcoal purifys. If Diorea continues then imodium.. .but see a doctor

Edited October 4, 2020 by Nout

[Jingthing]

18 minutes ago, Captain Monday said:

By my age you get to know your body. I love a good gaeng karee or Panaeng. I won't eat it before getting on a plane however . Guaranteed complete blowout within a few hours. It's the coconut milk.

Yes.  I love spicy food and know the effect. That was another idea I had but risky. Eat a super spicy soup the night before that I know from experience will trigger a late night say no more. But no guarantee that will be the end of it.

[Jingthing]

2 minutes ago, Nout said:

Charcoal purifys. If Diorea contest then immediately...but see a doctor

I don't understand what you're saying. In any case I didn't ask for a diarrhea treatment. 

[scammed]

you do it the other way around, you drink the fitness tea

and empty your stomach so youre good for the next 3 days

[Jingthing]

1 hour ago, teacherclaire said:

Without a diaper.

 

So I would leaving the house before my usual morning toileting.

 

Is there a good way to plug things up for the day?

 

Take 3 Imodium and don't eat the evening before. Or plug it up. I'd take three Imodium and a charcoal tablet. 

When to take the pills?

[Jingthing]

2 minutes ago, scammed said:

you do it the other way around, you drink the fitness tea

and empty your stomach so youre good for the next 3 days

So you're saying fast for three days?

If not could you be more specific?

Edited October 4, 2020 by Jingthing

[Rookiescot]

1 minute ago, Jingthing said:

Yes.  I love spicy food and know the effect. That was another idea I had but risky. Eat a super spicy soup the night before that I know from experience will trigger a late night say no more. But no guarantee that will be the end of it.

Thats a nuclear option.

In the army we had in our 24 ration packs a thing called Biscuits AB. Now the AB was supposed to stand for artificial bread but we all knew what AB actually stood for and the second word was "Blocking".

Fiber is your enemy. Avoid it. But in two or three days you will pay a price for it. 

[scammed]

1 minute ago, Jingthing said:

So you're saying fast for three days?

If not could you be more specific?

you go to big c and buy this

https://www.google.com/search?channel=crow2&client=firefox-b-d&q=fitne+tea

and then you drink a cup of tea and wait, within 12 hours you

gonna have the dump of your life and wont even come up with the idea of taking another one for the reminder of the week