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:D The patient...

Patient says, "Doc, you must check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put

your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"

The doctor cautiously places his ear to the man's thigh only to hear,

"Give me Ł10! I'm desperate! I need Ł10!"

"I've never seen or heard anything like this before! How long has this

been going on?" the doctor asked.

"That's nothing, Doc. Put your ear to my knee."

The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say, "Please! I

really need Ł5! Just Ł5! Please! I'm desperate!"

"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen anything

like this." The doctor was truly dumbfounded.

"Wait, Doc, that's not all of it. There's more. Just put your ear down

on my ankle," the man urged him.

The doctor did as the man said and was amazed to hear his ankle plead,

"Please, I just need Ł20! Please lend me Ł20, please! I am really

desperate!"

"I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said. "There's nothing

about it in any of my books," he said as he frantically searched all his

medical reference books.

"However... I can make a well-educated guess. Based on life and all my

previous experiences, I can tell you with some certainty, that your leg

seems to be broke in three places." :o

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