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A cute little girl with curly hair goes into a pet shop and teetering

backwards and forwards on her toes, says to the shop keeper:

"Pleeth mithster thop keeper I am looking for a litoo furwy wabit"

The shop keeper wanting to be customer friendly goes down on his knees

in order to be at the same level as the little girl and asks:

"Wet me thee. We haw litoo bwack furwy ones, litoo bwawn furwy ones and

litoo wite furwy ones, which type of litoo furwy wabit would you like?"

To which the little girl replies:

"I don't fink my python gives a thit."

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