Pastor Joke

A. BOOZER · 2004-06-18T14:29:20+0000

A pastor goes to a nursing home to visit an elderly parishioner. As he is sitting there he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they continue their conversation he can't help himself and eats one after another. By the time they are through visiting, the bowl is empty. He says, "Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts." "That's O.K," she says. "They would have just sat there anyway. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put 'em back in the bowl."

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June 18, 2004 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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