One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks the

barber about his bill. "I am sorry; I cannot accept money from you. I am

doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the

shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a

thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

Later that day a Cop comes in for a haircut and he also goes to pay the

barber, and the barber replies: "I am sorry I cannot accept money from you.

I am doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the

shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop; there is a thank

you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

Later that day a Democrat comes for a haircut and when he asks the barber

what he owes, the barber replies: "I am sorry I cannot accept money from

you. I am doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy

and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there are

a dozen Democrats waiting for a free haircut.

That has to be politically correct Booze.

Could swap democrats for little jonnie's followers, or lawyers for that matter.