Security wouldn’t let me in to use their toilet for a Number 2.

[WineOh]

Back at the beach now and this morning i went for a big walk. Left my hotel 5 and got to my destination at 7:30. Around 7:20 my stomach started feeling uneasy. Then the drop came, it was plain to see that i needed a sh*te and fast! 
 

as it was only half 7 everywhere was still closed. The earliest anywhere was going to open was 8am. I was getting desperate. 
 

i couldnt wait 40 minutes so I walked on over to the nearest hotel complex and asked the security guard very politely if i may use there toilet. I even offered him 100 baht for their inconvenience. I got a firm ‘mai dai’ in response. The time was now 07:30. There is no way I could wait another half an hour so i walked to the nearest bush, dropped my kecks and did the deed. 
 

definitely not the proudest moment of my thailand career, but what was I supposed to do? Sh*t myself in front of all and sundry and walk back with a steaming mess in my pants?. I did what Had to be done.

 

So the question is, why wouldnt security let me use their bog? 

Edited February 22, 2021 by WineOh

[The Cobra]

That figures, always thought you were full of it.

[colinneil]

5 minutes ago, WineOh said:

So the question is, why wouldnt security let me use their bog? 

You must have looked a bit shifty in their eyes.????????????????

[Berkshire]

14 minutes ago, WineOh said:

i couldnt wait 40 minutes so I walked on over to the nearest hotel complex and asked the security guard very politely if i may use there toilet. I even offered him 100 baht for their inconvenience. I got a firm ‘mai dai’ in response.

This exact thing happened to me a few years back as I was roaming the streets of Chiang Mai.  When you gotta go, you gotta go.  So I simply walked into the nearest hotel and headed straight for the restroom.  Didn't talk to anybody, didn't ask anybody anything.  And I just made it....5555.

[WineOh]

6 minutes ago, Berkshire said:

This exact thing happened to me a few years back as I was roaming the streets of Chiang Mai.  When you gotta go, you gotta go.  So I simply walked into the nearest hotel and headed straight for the restroom.  Didn't talk to anybody, didn't ask anybody anything.  And I just made it....5555.

I was thinking about doin the same thing mate. However security clocked me right off the bat, there was no way in other than a possible bribe situation.

 

in the end i ended up in the bush. 

[petermik]

7 hours ago, WineOh said:

 

 

in the end i ended up in the bush. 

I hope you will go back with a plastic bag and remove your evidence...

[WineOh]

8 minutes ago, petermik said:

I hope you will go back with a plastic bag and remove your evidence...

Not a chance. It wasnt exactly solid if you know what I mean ...... ????

[norfolkandchance]

To much information.

[poohy]

I do beach walks most mornings Wifes spicy cooking can be explosives' had to resort to beach bush more than a few times ...life in the tropics

Luckily beach is more or less deserted on a plus it feeds the wild dogs 

Edited February 22, 2021 by poohy

[CharlieH]

I dont think we really need this kind of topic, or the tales of a members bowel movements.

 

Gross!

 

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