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Plain Idiots

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Good to see everyone living up to the topic title. :o

Though I wouldn't consider most of you to be "plain". :D

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"Plain" ?

No............you're right.............. Take out the " L ".

Good to see everyone living up to the topic title. :o

Though I wouldn't consider most of you to be "plain". :D

Someone hit it on the head when they said some of us were 'perfect' idiots!

Good to see everyone living up to the topic title. :o

Though I wouldn't consider most of you to be "plain". :D

Someone hit it on the head when they said some of us were 'perfect' idiots!

Can we just settle for "perfect" in my case?

How about prefect ? At least you get to wear the badge !!

How about prefect ? At least you get to wear the badge !!

Or how about a classic car, the Ford Prefect? Now that was a beauty!

I think 70% is a bit low . :D

I think it was supposed to read "97" % ! :o

I have heard it on the grapevine that a rainbow alliance is forming between the "frankly ugly idiots" and the "aren't we good looking idiots" with a view to wiping the "f*cking idiots" off the map.

OP should watch his back.

Could be painful " wearing " a car.

Unless it was a very small scale model. I'm sure the Ford Prefect car club have them. Too lazy to google it! Okay, I did and I found some - not ver interesting though!

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Could be painful " wearing " a car.

Unless it was a very small scale model. I'm sure the Ford Prefect car club have them. Too lazy to google it! Okay, I did and I found some - not ver interesting though!

they would make good earrings.

I think 70% is a bit low . :o

Too right.

My thoughts exactly...

We need to be objective on the subject of idiots. What we need is an open ended scale of idiocy, like the Richter scale, then we could grade idiots in a more scientific manner. Does the qualities that make up an idiot vary between nationalities? What exactly constitutes the perfect idiot?

I suppose posting on and idiotic thread like this one is one indication. :o

I think the universal yard stick set by the UN, is hair growing on the palms of your hands and the ability to think George Bush is amusing.

Not sure if it is any one of the two, or both that make you certifiable.

We need to be objective on the subject of idiots. What we need is an open ended scale of idiocy, like the Richter scale, then we could grade idiots in a more scientific manner. Does the qualities that make up an idiot vary between nationalities? What exactly constitutes the perfect idiot?

I suppose posting on and idiotic thread like this one is one indication. :o

I had a similar idea, but thought a scale from one to ten would do the trick. Then I read your post, and yes, an open ended scale is better for gauging your case...

We need to be objective on the subject of idiots. What we need is an open ended scale of idiocy, like the Richter scale, then we could grade idiots in a more scientific manner. Does the qualities that make up an idiot vary between nationalities? What exactly constitutes the perfect idiot?

I suppose posting on and idiotic thread like this one is one indication. :o

I had a similar idea, but thought a scale from one to ten would do the trick. Then I read your post, and yes, an open ended scale is better for gauging your case...

So that would be Raro's General Theory of Relatividiocy, and Phil's Modified Theory of Relatividiocy?

I believe their thoughts have been immortalized in film...............

Dumb and Dumber.

So that would be Raro's General Theory of Relatividiocy, and Phil's Modified Theory of Relatividiocy?

whatever it will be...in an act of pure modesty I agree on naming idiocy units cdnvics instead of raros.

Example: Phil's most recent post reaches 6.8 cdnvics on the open ended idiocy scale...

So that would be Raro's General Theory of Relatividiocy, and Phil's Modified Theory of Relatividiocy?

whatever it will be...in an act of pure modesty I agree on naming idiocy units cdnvics instead of raros.

Example: Phil's most recent post reaches 6.8 cdnvics on the open ended idiocy scale...

Hmm, don't think that small of scale will quite cut it.

0-1,000 = cv's (cdnvics)

1,001 - 10,000 = rr's (raros)

10,001 - 100,000 - dz's (donzs)

100,001 - 1,000,000 - kys (kayos or ka-yoyo's) ! :o

:D

OI!!!!! Leave me outta it b1tch!

We could instead settle for something like that:

0-1,000 = KerryA

1,001 - 10,000 = KerryB

10,001 - 100,000 -KerryC

100,001 - 1,000,000 - KerryD

khap khun Khrap, Khun Raro!! :o

KERRY.... :D

What does the zero line on the scale represent? Can people achieve a negative idiocy quotient and if so could they be classed as anti-idiots?

What does the zero line on the scale represent? Can people achieve a negative idiocy quotient and if so could they be classed as anti-idiots?

Now that's a very good question? :o

What does the zero line on the scale represent? Can people achieve a negative idiocy quotient and if so could they be classed as anti-idiots?

I am sure they can! As we were able to demonstrate in the world renowned raro labs near Lake Maprachan, whenever an idiot collides with an anti-idiot a similar reaction to a matter-anti-matter collision occurs and the result is high-energetic gibberish radiation.

For the scientific more advanced readers:

(Id+Kerryx + Id+Kerryy) * c2 = 46473892736.3637 gib + (mKerryx - mKerryy) Kayo

46473892736.3637 is a natural constant similar to the speed of light. It also equals the amount of Heinekens that were required to conduct our research.

The Kayo is the remaining mass that is left over if the idiocy gradients of kerryx and kerryy are not equal. Please bare in mind that the Kayo will still radiate gibberish with a half life of 284234 years and should be kept in solitary confinement.

What does the zero line on the scale represent? Can people achieve a negative idiocy quotient and if so could they be classed as anti-idiots?

I am sure they can! As we were able to demonstrate in the world renowned raro labs near Lake Maprachan, whenever an idiot collides with an anti-idiot a similar reaction to a matter-anti-matter collision occurs and the result is high-energetic gibberish radiation.

For the scientific more advanced readers:

(Id+Kerryx + Id+Kerryy) * c2 = 46473892736.3637 gib + (mKerryx - mKerryy) Kayo

46473892736.3637 is a natural constant similar to the speed of light. It also equals the amount of Heinekens that were required to conduct our research.

The Kayo is the remaining mass that is left over if the idiocy gradients of kerryx and kerryy are not equal. Please bare in mind that the Kayo will still radiate gibberish with a half life of 284234 years and should be kept in solitary confinement.

Very good. IOut did yourself there Wierdo! :D

Particularly :D was "Please bear in mind that the Kayo will still radiate gibberish with a half life of 284234 years and should be kept in solitary confinement."

:o

The Kayo is the remaining mass that is left over if the idiocy gradients of kerryx and kerryy are not equal. Please bare in mind that the Kayo will still radiate gibberish with a half life of 284234 years and should be kept in solitary confinement.

A couple of errors in the formula though.

You should have used kerryd's and kerryk's, and you forgot to include the "J+Cx" variant ! I've found in my experiments that the level of idiocy tend to increase dramatically based on "x" factor in the "J+Cx" equation.

(Jack+Coke)x Number consumed = M(ao) !

So, kerryd*(J+Cx)*2=M1

Therfore, if 1ky = 1,000 M1s, I'd have to get absolutely plastered, twice a night, for a thousand nghts, to equal the idiocy level of a normal kayo ! :o

Not sure if my liver could handle that ! :D

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