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Plain Idiots

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I think the universal yard stick set by the UN, is hair growing on the palms of your hands and the ability to think George Bush is amusing.

Not sure if it is any one of the two, or both that make you certifiable.

Hey, thats me !

That george W cracks me up, i'll be right back.............

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The Kayo is the remaining mass that is left over if the idiocy gradients of kerryx and kerryy are not equal. Please bare in mind that the Kayo will still radiate gibberish with a half life of 284234 years and should be kept in solitary confinement.

A couple of errors in the formula though.

You should have used kerryd's and kerryk's, and you forgot to include the "J+Cx" variant ! I've found in my experiments that the level of idiocy tend to increase dramatically based on "x" factor in the "J+Cx" equation.

(Jack+Coke)x Number consumed = M(ao) !

So, kerryd*(J+Cx)*2=M1

Therfore, if 1ky = 1,000 M1s, I'd have to get absolutely plastered, twice a night, for a thousand nghts, to equal the idiocy level of a normal kayo ! :o

Not sure if my liver could handle that ! :D

This thread is getting too complicated for us idiots, plain or otherwise!

It's not hard. Just drink.

If you are left standing after me, you are a more perfect idiot than I am.

Sheesh... some people have to get all complicated about simple things. :o

my brain 'urts!

Rub a little grain alcohol on it, the pain goes away.

my brain 'urts!

Rub a little grain alcohol on it, the pain goes away.

Rub it on ? Never tried that. I always though it best just to drink it until the pain goes away ! :o

my brain 'urts!

Rub a little grain alcohol on it, the pain goes away.

Rub it on ? Never tried that. I always though it best just to drink it until the pain goes away ! :o

Yes, much more effective applied internally.

So I did, and the pain did go away.

But now.............................................my brain 'urts.

I actually heard a hearsay that in Russia it is a common practice among hardcore boozers to inflict a small wound on the top of the head with a razor and rub some vodka on it. Acceerates the way to the braincells...

Why don't they just trepan a hole in the top of their skull and shove a funnel in there. Then they can drink, talk, chew gum and smoke a ciggie at the same time. That would vastly enhance their status on the idiocy scale.

Why don't they just trepan a hole in the top of their skull and shove a funnel in there. Then they can drink, talk, chew gum and smoke a ciggie at the same time. That would vastly enhance their status on the idiocy scale.

Sheesh, don't be giving kayo ideas now !

Poor lad has lost enough brain cells as it is. If he loses anymore, he'll probably end up dancing at Jennys along with britmaveric and diaperboy, er, I mean, daleyboy ! :o

Why don't they just trepan a hole in the top of their skull and shove a funnel in there. Then they can drink, talk, chew gum and smoke a ciggie at the same time. That would vastly enhance their status on the idiocy scale.

Sheesh, don't be giving kayo ideas now !

Poor lad has lost enough brain cells as it is. If he loses anymore, he'll probably end up dancing at Jennys along with britmaveric and diaperboy, er, I mean, daleyboy ! :o

:D :D

Hmmm.. where's my B&Decker Drill, I wonder....?

.

:D Be right back!

Hmmm.. where's my B&Decker Drill, I wonder....?

remember to switch to "Hammer" and do a pilot hole first to avoid chipping the surface.

CB

Why don't they just trepan a hole in the top of their skull and shove a funnel in there. Then they can drink, talk, chew gum and smoke a ciggie at the same time. That would vastly enhance their status on the idiocy scale.

Sheesh, don't be giving kayo ideas now !

Poor lad has lost enough brain cells as it is. If he loses anymore, he'll probably end up dancing at Jennys along with britmaveric and diaperboy, er, I mean, daleyboy ! :o

:D:D

Hmmm.. where's my B&Decker Drill, I wonder....?

.

:D Be right back!

I aways thought you have to loose another body part to dance there...rather get the meat cleaver!

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