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What Is Your Favourite Oxymoron?

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Mine:

Bittersweet- Mainly because, I hope someday I will understand what it actually means!

Microsoft Works- Because it flamingly well doesn't for me!!

and top of the list:

Mankind- because there is nothing so inherently wrong with the term, there is nothing, in my opinion that rivals Man's inhumanity to Man/Woman/Animals/Habitat

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Thai immigration

That's a good 'un! :o

I have thought of one which always makes me wince. Non-dairy creamer.

55555555555555555555555, Tiggy

meat-free sausages

That's pretty ugly! :o

what's that other one, no-meat bacon?

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OK, behave self.

smoke-free cigarettes...corporate geek...rock star Madonna...oh, I'm done work and started on the white...5555555555555555

Warm-blooded Medusa.

Cold-blooded Tiggy

Stupid Kayo

Intelligent Limpy

All Oxy-morons

Some more moronic than others :o

Warm-blooded Medusa.

Cold-blooded Tiggy

Stupid Kayo

Intelligent Limpy

All Oxy-morons

Some more moronic than others :D

:o

Australian silence

Scandinavian sobriety

American beer

Farang Connection sense

Oh I forgot

Leeds United Football Club

You changed the football club name. But not bad, 911, not bad.

British Democracy

American Democray

Thai Democracy..................................and on and on and on

Forgot to add

Civil Service

Public Health

Workplace Relations

Responsible Management

Intelligent Limpy

All Oxy-morons

This is wrong I've already admitted idiocy in another thread..............Oh oxymoron.............This is right yipeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Intelligent Limpy

All Oxy-morons

This is wrong I've already admitted idiocy in another thread..............Oh oxymoron.............This is right yipeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Phewwwwwwwwwwwwww........................thank gawd fer that. Thought he meant lampy

Sourpuss Limpy..., he is actually funny! :thumbsups:

Now Old Croc... Let's analyse this.

A croc, is usually used in reference to a Crock of Sh1t.

A excrement is Bio Degradable, it can't really get old now can it?

Therefore, Crockers, good news, your user name is an oxymoron! you can never get old!!! :o

Sourpuss Limpy..., he is actually funny! :thumbsups:

Now Old Croc... Let's analyse this.

A croc, is usually used in reference to a Crock of Sh1t.

A excrement is Bio Degradable, it can't really get old now can it?

Therefore, Crockers, good news, your user name is an oxymoron! you can never get old!!! :o

The saying is " A CROCK OF GOLD" not <deleted>

Sourpuss Limpy..., he is actually funny! :thumbsups:

Now Old Croc... Let's analyse this.

A croc, is usually used in reference to a Crock of Sh1t.

A excrement is Bio Degradable, it can't really get old now can it?

Therefore, Crockers, good news, your user name is an oxymoron! you can never get old!!! :o

The saying is " A CROCK OF GOLD" not <deleted>

Oh yeah? Well I found a vrock of sh1t at the end of the rainbow!

Now that's pretty ugly too!

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