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A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replies, "All I wanted to do was screw your brains out and suck your breasts dry."

"What are you thinking now?" the wife asks as she undresses.

The husband quickly replies: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

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man and wife been married for 30 years mans in bed the wifes undressing looking in the mirror she turns to the hubby and says look at me my tits have gone south Ive got a big gut, my arse is nearly round my ankles Ive got cellulite all over.

say something nice to cheer me up.

Hubby replies yeh but thers ###### all wrong with your eye sight!

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