Sas Recruits

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman apply to join the SAS.

In the recruiting interview, they are each asked if they have a relative

with them.

The Englishman has his mother with him, the Jock his wife and

the Irishman his Grandmother.

As a demonstration of absolute loyalty to the regiment, each man is

given a revolver and asked to go out to the waiting room and shoot the

relative.

The Englishman and Scotsman go out in turn, but return in shame, unable

to pull the trigger.

The Irishman goes out and a melee ensues, chairs

and tables crashing to the ground, grunts and screams issue forth....

eventually silence falls and the Irishman crashes back into the

interview room....."

This gun wasn't loaded," he exclaims, "I had to strangle the bitch!"