Putin in the news: reportedly warned against ‘lengthy’ public appearances because of bad health; aides collecting his poop!

[onthedarkside]

 

Russian President Vladimir Putin’s doctors have reportedly advised him not to make an “lengthy’’ public appearances because of his “unstable health.’’

 

The claim was made on the Telegram channel General SVR, which is purportedly run by a Kremlin military source.

 

The account claimed Thursday that Putin appeared to become ill — suffering from “a sharp sickness, weakness and dizziness’’ — after appearing on video with advisers a few days ago.

 

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https://nypost.com/2022/06/10/putin-allegedly-told-not-to-make-lengthy-public-appearances/

 

 

[onthedarkside]

This job stinks! Putin’s bodyguards box up his poop

He’s Vladimir Poopin’.

 

Members of Russia’s elite Federal Protection Service have been pulling double doodie — boxing up President Vladimir Putin’s excrement when he travels abroad and bringing it back home under armed guard.

 

The covertly collected craps were first reported Thursday in French news magazine Paris Match by two veteran Russia reporters.

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Either way, the extreme to which Putin’s security state is willing to go to keep his stool samples safe from foreign intelligence operatives adds to the rampant speculation that the Russian president is deeply unwell.

 

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https://nypost.com/2022/06/10/this-job-stinks-vladimir-putins-bodyguards-box-up-his-poop/

 

 

[Bluespunk]

7 minutes ago, onthedarkside said:

The account claimed Thursday that Putin appeared to become ill — suffering from “a sharp sickness, weakness and dizziness’

Yeah I get that too whenever I realise I have really  f***** everything up. 

Edited June 11, 2022 by Bluespunk
Split infinitive

[Jerno]

No wonder he's perpetrating this retarded war against Ukraine.  Maybe his check-out time is near and wants his name BIG in Russian history, and obviously doesn't care he directly caused deaths of tens thousands of people including Russian soldiers.  He's bat-sit crazy and the Devil Incarnate AntiChrist. 

[KhunBENQ]

And did Macron visit the Kremlin loo

(after refusing being nose picked)