Popular Post georgegeorgia Posted July 17, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 17, 2022 Today I was in the blind massage shop when I heard a farang next curtain cubicle let out a large sounding fart . It was the funniest thing I heard as my masseur and even his ran out ,I could hear him apologise profusely. The most funniest thing was the supposedly blind masseur who had been led into my cubicle arm in arm on arrival ,then unusually ran off without assistance once the old guy in the next curtained cubicle farted !!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparktrader Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 Nature 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credo Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 It's never happened getting a massage, but I could tell a whole lot of fart stories that would make your eyes water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparktrader Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 18 minutes ago, Credo said: It's never happened getting a massage, but I could tell a whole lot of fart stories that would make your eyes water. 19 minutes ago, Credo said: It's never happened getting a massage, but I could tell a whole lot of fart stories that would make your eyes water. Please do 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scubascuba3 Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 supposedly blind masseur ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarteso Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 Blaming the masseuse would have been an option and would have exonerated him from such a pestilential action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credo Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 4 hours ago, Sparktrader said: Please do I was a relatively new employee and the director was a rather uptight, proper Thai lady. I had a bit of a stomach issue and had gotten into the elevator alone. The door shut and I let go one of those deadly, silent farts. The door instantly opened and in stepped the director. It smelled like someone had crapped in there.???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzaa09 Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 5 hours ago, Sparktrader said: Nature Indeed. Odd that many are offended by it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scubascuba3 Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 1 minute ago, zzaa09 said: Indeed. Odd that many are offended by it. your wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamfalang Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 projectile diarrhea as I was on my stomach. Like a fountain from the depths of h....... It was so strong it made a hole in the roof and is being watched by NASA as it circles the moon. I tipped 10 baht, felt bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante99 Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 What high school do you guys go to? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orinoco Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 (edited) Always try and force one out when leaving immigration office. Hey, They say it's the thought that counts. Edited July 18, 2022 by Orinoco 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1FinickyOne Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 7 hours ago, georgegeorgia said: a large sounding fart . It was the funniest thing I heard Dave Chappelle, George Carlin, Robin Williams, Johnathan Winters, Meh.... all the great comedic minds, nothing compared to the sound of gas leaving the body.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkk6060 Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 Sure. Being old it is more difficult to control thus gives me a right to fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 My wife asked for a "Dutch Oven", how was I to know she wanted one of these ... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0791KZKXY/ref=sbl_dpx_dining-dutch-ovens_B0076NOGPY_0 https://www.dictionary.com/browse/dutch-oven#:~:text=In cooking%2C a Dutch oven,a Dutch oven traps heat. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orinoco Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 You always get the best customers at Walmart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOEypM_EOWI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannascuba Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 I have "Sharted", and more than once....Did I mention I also go "commando" 24/7? Not proud of it, but <deleted> Happens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petermik Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Never farted in my life....often suffer from a trouser cough though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrJoy Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 On 7/18/2022 at 1:43 AM, Credo said: It's never happened getting a massage, but I could tell a whole lot of fart stories that would make your eyes water. Please Proceed ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petermik Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 18 hours ago, Crossy said: My wife asked for a "Dutch Oven", how was I to know she wanted one of these ... Reminds me of the time I was entertaining a young lady here and just after the deed was done and feeling very proud of my achievement I dropped a silent one....seconds later the young lass dived under the covers wanting to resurrect the pogo stick for round two...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Tooting during a Massage is only to be expected. "Break wind. Fart. Toot. Whatever you call it, it happens. To everyone. Gas is a product of digestion, and the average person will pass gas 8–20 times per day. If you’re in a standing or upright sitting position all day and then you lie down on a massage table, gas may move around. The parasympathetic nervous system may also relax sphincter muscles in the gastrointestinal tract, so gas may move a little easier. Again, that’s your body doing exactly what it’s supposed to do. Your massage therapist won’t be bothered if you pass gas on the massage table. We don’t mind if you snore or sniffle or your belly growls like a bear. We’re happy your body is working well, and we want you to unwind and enjoy your massage" How could it be otherwise? Feel free to toot. Some of us have never had a massage. What's the attraction? I wonder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko123 Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Sometimes the sound of sweaty skin coming unstuck from vinyl leather can sound remarkably like a fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retdent Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 I just say: "doht quong Pom, mai men". (my fart not stink) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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